Well kal ke tour ke nasha utra hi nai tha ki aaj ek aur surprise milne wala tha mujhe. And this surprise was so much of fun. We had enjoyed a lot here at guddu’s side wala house.
To aaj subah subah lincon ka ek msg aata hai mujhe,to maine usko phone kiya aur bola ki mujhe jhut bol diya tumne, kal aaunga bol ke aur nai aaye to tum, to lincon bola ki arre nai yaar waise v kal thak gaya tha aur raat ko match v tha to isliye nai ja paya aur wo pic sab bala ko dde diya hai, tum wo pic le lena. To maine v ok ok bol diya.aur lincon ko aaj aunty ko le ke bolangir jana tha.
To main breakfast kar ke ready ho ke baitha hua hun aur phir net dekh raha hun,aur jaise hi 11 bajta hai to guddu miss call karta hai mujhe, to main use call back karta hun aur use puchta hun ki wo aayega ki nai, to wo bola ki aaj uske ghar mein party kar rahe hain. To main v shamil ho jaun to maine haan bol diya, aur phir usne mujhe jaldi bulaya. Lekin main jaldi ja ke v kya karta. To main jaan bujh ke late kar raha tha net dekh raha tha.aur phir bala ne bhi call kiya jane ke liye to maine bola ki jar aha hun thodi der mein, lekin phir v main nai gaya, aur phir jab 12 baj gaya to gudd ne phir se cal kiya, maine call back kiya to bolta hai ki kya hua shirf khan eke liye hi aaoge kya ? jaldi aao yaar sab ban ke ready ho chukka hai, to maine pitaji se kaha ki mujhe guddu ke ghar mein chod dein.
To kuch hi der mein main guddu ke ghar pahunch jata hun.aur wahan ja ke kya dekhta hun ki guddu ke ghar ke side mein hi sab intejam kiya hua hai aur ghar ke bahar ek chulha banaya hua hai aur usmein lakdi se khana paka rahe hain. To bahar bipra tha, usne mujhe khinch to main room ke andar gaya to dekha ki bala cook bana hua tha, and manas and guddu sabji kat rahe the.aur mere liye ek chair laga hua tha to main chair pe baith gaya.aur ab hamari baatein start ho gayi. Maine pucha ki kal ka cricket match kaun jita, to bala ne kaha ki wo log jit gaye, to guddu has ke bola ki kal lincon ko kuch v karne ka chance nai mila, won a to bowling kiya aur na hi fielding bas batting kiya aur wo v do ball face kiya usmein v koi run nai kiya, aur pata hai kya bolta hai ki main ye do ball khelne ke liya 50 rupees diya tha. ???? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Aur phir wahan pe gana bhi jor shor se baj raha tha, to thodi der tak maine suna aur kaha ki volume kam karo to guddu bola ki agar isse kam volume mein sunoge to mujhe nai sunai dega , ha ha ha ha ha ha, phir wo remote mein kuch problem bhi ho gaya tha to songs sab thik se play nai ho pa rahe the, to maine bola ki mere mobile se woofer se connect karo mere mein ye plug in hai to ab mere mobile se songs play ho rahe the. To kuch kam volume se hi humne gane sune. Aur tab tak maine kuch videos v le liye the, aur bala ne tab tak paneer bana chukka tha, dal pehle se hi ban chukka tha aur chawal bahar ban raha tha, aura b time the mutton banane ki, to bala mutton banane mein jut gaya, main aur bala veg khane wale the, to hamare liye paneer bana hua tha.
To bala ne sab masale ko cook kar kea b usmein mutton v dal diya aur pressure cooker mein dal diya. Ab bas uske whistle ka wait kar rahe the sab, aur idhar khatte ke liye guddu aur manas tamatar kaat rahe the. Aur humne bahut maje bhi kiye wahan pe.aur itne mein bipra Mahanadi se naha ke bhi aa gaya, aur idhar ye baat chal rahi thi ki khana yahan pe bana ke nadi ke andar ja ke khayenge hum. To bala ne mana kar diya ki ye bol ke ki alok nai ja sakta wo thoda uska problem hai, to maine bola ki no problem yaar main ja sakta hun. Bas wo bridge ke idhar taraf hi karna, matlab right aur wo panchsiyali taraf main nai ja paunga coz wahan pe baithne ka jagah hi nai hai,to bas main ne jor diya ki nadi mein ja ke khayenge, lekin bala nai maan raha tha.
Aur tabhi cooker ke valve se wo mutton ka sara masala nikalne laga surrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kar ke. To sab dekh rahe the ki kya ho raha hai, guddu use band karne hi wala tha ki us valve se bahut jor se mani nikalne laga wo masale wala pani aur itni upar tak utha ki upar ke fan aur chat se ja tajraya to ye dekh ke sab dark e bahar chale gaye ki kahin cooker phat na jaye, aur main v bahar chala gaya, aur phir jab sab normal hua to sabne hasna start kar diya pura ghar masale wale pani se bhiga hua tha. Aur sab isliye bhi has rahe the ki main jo ki thik se chal v nai pata wo kaise bahar itni jaldi nikal gaya, ha ha ha ha ha. Aur sabke sar main aur sabke shirts mein wo pani gir gaya tha. Mere haath mein v gir gaya tha to main bala ko kaha ki idhar dekh aur phir haath ko chat ke kaha I wah bala kya taste hai, ha ha ha ha ha to sab log hasne lage.
To ab woofer ka sound v kam kar diya gaya, aur jo tamatar khatte ke liye kaate gaye the usmein sab mutton ka pani ghir chukka tha, ab kuch v veg ban ke nai tha shirf dal aur peneer ko chod ke sab par mutton ka pani gir chukka tha. Aur ab shirf ek hi option bacha tha ki humadi hi ja ke khaye,to ab khatta bana rahe the bala. Aur phir salad bhi banaya, to bala ne kaha ki use to cook bana diya humne. Aur tab maine uska video liya aur humne maje kiye.phir kuch hi der mein sab ban ke ready tha. Bas hamein Mahanadi jana tha, aur wahan ja ke bas khana tha.to guddu ne mere liye ek chair laya paas ke ghar se.aur phir humne sara saaman pakda aur bika pe chal diye Mahanadi ki aur, main aur bala ek bike pe aur dusre pe bipra n manas and guddu the. Aur jaise hi hum wo jagah pahunchte hain to kya dekhte hain ki bahut se bade bade gadi the like bolero wagera and bike sab bhi bahut se the. Aur jaise hi hum niche utre bike se to kya dekhte hain ki bahut se log hain wahan pe pehle se hi aur niche bhi bahut se gadi hain, aur nadi ke andar ek tent v gada hua hai, to bala ne bola ki ye tent hamare liye hi hai, to uske dimag mein ek plan aaya ki ye tent mein hi kha lete hain, to sab ne mana kiya ki pata nai yaar kiska tent hai aur agar hum wahan pe kha rahe honge aur koi aa ke hamein uthna ko bolega to kya karenge hum to humne decide kiya ki hum aur aage jayenge.
To hum aaye aur aage actually udhar taraf se na tractor balu lane jata tha, to like rasta sa ban gaya tha but it was a little deep to jab hum ja rahe the to bich bich mein paon mein lag bhi raha tha, aur mujhe thodi se problem bhi ho rahi thi. To humne ek jagah thik kiya aur nadi ke andar jane ka plan kiya, actually aap nadi ke andar aasani se ja sakte ho coz pani to itna hai nai wahan pe aur jyada gehra bhi nai hai to humne aise raste chune ki jahan pe pani jyada gehra na ho aur hum kuch der mein hi apne jagah pe pahun gaye aur wahan pe chatai bicha ke sab kuch nikalne lage aur thodi hasi majak karne ke baad humne khana start kiya, aur khana bahut hi mast bana hua tha, sab kuch bahut achha laga mere liya panner tha aur wo v bahut tastey tha, yaar itna achha lag raha tha ki hum use kha hi nai pa rahe the, mutton bhi mast bana tha, mujhe pata hai ab tum puchoge ki mutton achha bana tha ya nahi ye tujhe kaise pata tujhe to non-veg khana mana hai, to yaar ab kya karun, last piece bacha tha aur koi nai khana chahta tha to maine maang liya aur kha liya. Yaar ab ek piece kha lene se kya ho jayega mujhe.
To sab khan eke baad mithai ki baari thi aur mithai khan eke baad cold drinks piya humne, aur wo pi ke main kuch pics liye sabke aur idhar bala n guddu so gaye matlab let gaye, aur sach mein yaar tab sabko bahut lazy lag raha tha sun bhi doob raha tha sham ho rahi thi aur wahan se jane ka mann hi nai tha, to sab rest lene lage, main chair pe baith gaya idhar bipra apna mobile se gane send karne laga, aur balan n guddu n manas chatai pe lete hue the. Aur idhar udhar ki baatein kar rahe the. Bol rahe the ki hum agar alok ko akela chod ke chale jayenge to alok ki kya halat hogi, uske munh se aisi aisi gali nikalegi jo usne kabhi nai kahi hogi.aur bole ki agar achanak se pani aa gaya to kya hoga to main bola ki sab saath mein marenge, to guddu bola ki saath mein nai tu akela hi marega coz hum to daud daud ke bhag jayenge, to maine guddu ko bola saale kamina aisa karega mere saath ? aur ye baat sun ke sab bahut hasne lage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aur bhi bahut si batein ki humne, ohh hooo yaar dat was real fun nadi ke andar ja ke khana mere liye ye bahuit badi baat ha coz aisa halat mein bhi main wahan gaya aur party kar ke aaya hun matlab pain to nai ho raha tha but haan thoda sa jammed ho gaya tha.
Aur jab hum wapas laute to main bola ki main chalk e nadi ke upar tak jaunga, jyada distance to nai tha it wud be 300 meters, oar the road was not good it was uneven,upar niche jana padta tha, lekin phir bhi maine bola ki I will walk, aur main aur guddu chalk e aaye aur bala to aage chala gaya to humne bipra ko kaha ki wo ja ke bala ko bole ki alok aur chal nai pa raha hai use lene jao to bala aur v gussa karega, to wo bala ke paas pahunch ke mujhe call kiya ki bala ko bheju kya to maine bola ki nai yaar its ok aur main chal ka gaya raaste mein hi bala tha to ab bike mein baith ke we came, aur tabhi hi wahan ke jo log the unke v program khatam ho gaya tha to wo log v jane ki tayari mein the, to jaise hi main aur bala upar pahunche to wahan pe kuch ladkiyan thi bipra wahan pe pehle se hi tha , to jaise hi hun ruke to bipra bola kit um log kyun ruke hue ho jao to main bola ki arre yaar guddu ko to aane do pehle. To bipra bola ki haan haan hum jante hain ki kisliye ruke hue ho arre seedhe seedhe bolo na ki ladkiyan ko dekh rahe ho, aur tab guddu bhi aagaya to maine bola ki guddu tera wait kar rahe the to wo bola ki haan haan pata hai kisliye ruke hue the ha ha ha ha ha ha, aur hum nikal pade guddu ke ghar taraf, phir wahanse bala ne mujhe ghar chod diya aur raaste mein lincon mila hamein to usko bulaya maine ghar to wo aaya aur kuch baat kar and use pic sab le ke wo chala gaya use aaj jana tha bbsr.
Hmmmmmmmm ab aur kya bataun yaar kya kya maje kiye humne bahut maja aaya aaj to, we had a real blast, aur sach mein bahut thak gaye the sab ke sab, khub mehnat kit hi is party pe. Bahut enjoy kiya humne.it wil be a very nice memory.
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