a page from my DIARY

                                                                           DATE – 25^TH AUG 2010

I woke up very late today, at 8 am. Wo raat ko late soya tha na. for dat coffee. Hmmm raat ke 2 se 2:30 am tak hum log coffee pite, and thoda gapshap aur frnds logon ko phone kar ke pareshan kiya, phir 3 baje soye. Uth ke thoda fresh hua and den started my exercise. Hardly 30 push ups and thoda warmup bas. 9 baj gaya phir nahane ke liye race, actually hamara do mess hai, hamare mein we are 6 members and dusre mess mein shayad 8 ya 10 ya pata nai yaar mujhe roj roj to naye ladke aate hain wahan. And bath room hai 2. So race lage hi rehta hai, and  I m always the last one to bath, are yaar jaldi kar ke kya karna hai, so at 9:45am I got a chance. Phir ready hone mein  10 min. so nikalte nikalte 10:15 ho jata hai. Frnds log ke saath gaye college.

Aaj hamara first class room no. 25 mein tha. Aur wo 3 floor upar tha.  So I get a seat for me there and was aise hi baitha tha. Then hamare pyari si sweet si ladkiyan aayi. And they take their seats. Phir sir nai aaye the to I came to balcony aur wahan khade ho ke hawa kha raha tha, then suddenly brij came and told me “ maa kasam be aaj mallika kya dikh rahi hai”. To I laughed “ ha ha ha”.

And said “ achha ruk main dekh ke aata hun”. Then I went to gate and saw mallika and came back. “ kya dikh rahi hai be ? hain ? jaise roj dikhti hai waise hi hai, tub hi na kamina hai ek dam”. “ tujhe thk se dekhna nai aata ruk main dekh ke aata hun” he said and gone to see her. Actually he was attracted to mallika to use jo dikhta hai mujhe kaise dikhega hmmmm. Wo dekh ke wapas aaya “ abe alok main dono se shadi karne ke liya taiyaar hun be”. ” Kya ??” I asked “ kisse ??”. “ abe mallika and mamta se” he said. Oh by the way mamta is the girl whom he love very much and had planed to marry her. I laughed the way he said it to me. “ ha ha ha”.

Sir came we came to our seats, there mallika and sweta (buthi) had returned my notebooks. I was getting bored in the class. Lecture to kabhi sunte hi nai the hum. Bas acting hi karte the ki yes we r listening . then brij ne uska hanky nikala aur mujhe diya. Usmein nilgiri ka oil laga hua tha. Wo kya hai ki swine flu ka dar fail raha tha tab to prevent it usne aisa kiya. It was smelling nice. I was sitting behind the girls and mere samne mallika baihti hui thi to maine uski aur hanky le ke sunghne laga. Wo oil ka scent jab girls tak pahunche to malika na piche dekha and I asked “kya hua”, wo sar hila k boli “nothing”. “ To aage dekh na “. Sir ne kaha “ kya ho raha hai ?” . “kuch nai sir, wo swine flu ka prevention mil gaya”. “thik hai thik hai idhar dhyan do”. “yes sir”. I said.

After dat class we had lab, we went to lab and first 15 min we were talking wids frnds and doing masti. There dev  mallika se note le raha tha, to brij bola “ dekh harami ko, us din to hum bhi aaye the, par sala hum se note nai le ke mallika se le raha hai ”. I asked him to write a letter to dev. He had written and usmein likha tha ‘ dev mallika ka bhai hai aur wo brij ko jiju bulayega’. I laughed a lot and gave the letter to dev. Dev na padha aur wo v hasa aur brij ko comment mara. Phir maine ishare mein dev ko wo letter girls log ko dene ko kaha, to dev ne brij ko daraya “ye letter use dun ,hmm dun use, phir pata chalega ki kaun kiska bhai hai”. To maine baby moti ko bulaya aur bola ki “ dev kuch de raha hai use mallika ko de dena”. To dev ne dene se mana kar diya. To I said “ dev tu kabhi nai de sakta be wo letter ladkiyon ko, tujhme dum hi nai hai”.  To idhar brij mujhe khinch ke bola “saale tu use kyun bhadka raha hai agar de dega to ?”.

 Then Mishra sir came and asked us to do a new experiment. My roll was 11 so I was in the first group. To aage hum log gaye to the next lab kya expt kiye, kya nai kuch samajh mein nai aaya and again came to the main lab. Now baki ke ladke gaye and girls v gayi. Tabhi sweta na mujhe apna rough notebook manga, maine nai diya, bola “ are yaar iski jarurat nai padegi re, shirf ek hi notebook chahiye  reading lene ke liye, so khali haath jao and enjoy kar ke aao, thoda hawa kha ke aao. Waise bhi tumhare dimag mein kahan ghusega wo sab”.

Brij was sitting next to me he laughed and said “ ha ha ha tere paas baat karne ki kala hai”. ” Kuch nai hai be, main to aise hi baat karta hun”. I said. Then hamara break hua and we all gone to canteen aur yahan pe pet bhar ke tiffin kiya aur phir maine jani dada se kuch baat ki jo ki canteen ke malik the. “aur bhaiya kaise ho ?”. ”bas chal raha hai bhai”.”kya bhaiya aap to kabhi ghar taraf aate bhi nai ho. Kabhi ao party karte hain”.”hmm thik hai bhai is mahine karenge, koi achha sa din dekh ke”.humne thodi masti kiya wahan pe. Aur tabhi baresh bhi shuru ho gayi, aur bahut jor se hui, mamu and brij bhagne ka plan bana rahe the. Par ja nai sake.

Phir hamara class, room no 22 mein tha. Do class karne ke baad mamu  n brij chale gaye ghar. Phir hamara drawing class tha tab, to we came down to the class, aur yahan pe sab ne bahut masti kiya. Sir aaye aur unke aate hi unhe comment karna shuru ki ” wow sir kya lag rahe ho aap, pura handsome”. “chup kar be” sir said. “sir ya shirt kahan se liya ?”. “ roop collection”. Sab aise hi kar rahe the. Aaj sir ko electronice branch ki ladki ne rakhi bandha tha to sab unse mithai maang rahe the ki “sir mithai to dijiye”. Masti karte karte humne drawing kiya. Bahut maja aaya. Maine dev ko mere drawing sheet par sir se gradation karne ko kaha. Sir ne grade de diya. Idhar sab sir ko comment kar rahe the wo electronics branch ko leke. Actually sir ko wo branch ki ek ladki pasand thi.

Aur idhar rajesh dada bhi mantu ko chidha raha tha ki  “ sir aapko companion mil gaya, ye bhi usi branch ki ladki ko pasand karta hai, aap dono mil ke line maroge ab “. Sab hasne lage. Then I and dev, baby moti ke paas ja ke uske saath bat karne lage, aur uska dimag khane lage. Actually wo thoda seriously drawing kar rahi thi, to use pareshan karne ka mood kiya, maine kaha “ tere sheet pa grade dun kya ?” aur maine apna pen nikala. “nai bhai naiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, aisa mat karna” usne kaha.Humne use bahut pakaya use hasne ko kaha wo jabardasti hasi hamare liye.

 Phir mantu came to us,aur bola “ kya karun yaar wo rajesh mujhe bahut comment kar raha hai ”. “ ignore kar use yaar “. wo bola “ yaar hum agar kisi se true love karte hain to wo hamein kabhi nai milta”. “ I don’t agree wid your statement yaar. Jab tak tu use batayega nai to kaisa hoga bol, idhar tu true love karega  use bina bataye, to use pata kaise chalega ki tu use kitna pyar karta hai hmmmm ? aur use aise kisi ke jariye nai bataya karte yaar, khud ja ke bolna chahiye ki u love her. Samjha ?”.

class khatam hua aur barish bhi start ho gaya. I and dev waited for sometime, phir dev idhar civil madam ko line marne laga, pagalon ki tarah dekh raha tha unhe. Phir jaise hi barish thodi ruki hum nikal gaye, I was waiting for complete stop for the rain, but dev ne bola ki chalo. To I went wid him. Aur raste main phir se barish start ho gaya aur kahin chupne ki jagah bhi nai thi. To hum bhigte bhigte hi gaye . dev to kamina raaste mein ruk hi gaya wo civil madam ko dekhne ke liye. We came home. Aur aate hi ek great news milti hai mujhe ki pani nai hai wahan. To maine dress change kiya and aise ho thoda rest kiya. Phir jab current aaya to naha liya  thoda sa. phir apna lunch kiya.

Phir sham ko maine apne kuch purane doston ko call kiya. And enjoyed talking wid them, humne masti kiya koi kisi ke secret reveal kar raha tha. Bahut maja aaya doston se baat karke. Phir sham ko dev aaya mere yahan. Hum baat kar rahe tha aur achanak se usne dekha ki suman ka number hai uske mobile pe. To usne mujhe kaha “ alok is number pe try karo ”.  “pagal hai kya main kyun karun, mujhe use baat nai karni “. Wo to pagal hi ho gaya, ki actual mein ye suman ka number hai ya nahi. Phir usne baby ko phone kiya aur wo number diya aur use pata lagane ko kaha ki ye number suman ka hai ki nai.

Dev ne apni story sunani start kar di baby ko. Aur 9 baje wo v chala gaya. Idhar I n madan, started cooking, aur cooking ke bich maine sab doston ko msg kiya. Roza se text chating kiya. Aur the food was ready at 11:45 pm. To sab khus ki wow aaj jaldi ho gaya dinner. Then we have our dinner. 12: 30 ho gaye bartan dhote dhote. Phir thoda sa rest kiya maine , neend to aa nai rahi thi to madan ke sath baat kar rahe the. 

Phir jab it was 1:45am to humne coffee banane ka plan kiya. Madan ne pass ke mess se pankaj ko bulaya. Wo soya hua tha. Aur uth ke hamare yahan aaya, usne kaha tha ki  “ raat ko coffee banaoge to mujhe bulana ”.  Humne coffee banayi and teeno thodi  der baat  kiya coffee pite hue. Phir pankaj chala gaya sone ke liye. And  phir I and madan thoda pareshan kiya doston ko phone kar ke, and it was 2:45. To  hum so gaye.

So friends this is a page from my diary. A day from my college and my mess. Har din aisa hi jata tha, bas ye coffee wala kuch hi din pehle start hua tha. really missing those days yaar.