journey with a chatu aunty

Well this was when I was in diploma college. I had come to home on Saturday evening. And now was going to my college on Monday morning. Usually I used to come home on saturday evening and go back to college on Monday morning.  I used to go by bus. And that day I was not feeling well. Actually the last night I had eaten something more than my capacity. And now the digestion had got imbalance and I was feeling like vomiting. So I came to bus stand with my father. kept a seat in the bus.

Then when it was 6:30am the bus started and my father gone. I was just hoping to get to balangir quickly, but it takes two hour to get there. So I was quietly sitting on my seat. Then tha bus stopped at the kacheri chowk. There a aunty come to the bus. She was wearing a pink saree,with short hairs. She was a treacher. I always see her while going to balangir by bus. She was searching for a seat on the bus then she came to me and asked whether the seat is empty or what. I said its empty u can sit here. par mujhe kya pata tha ki meri wo choti si social work meri hi band baja degi.

She sit beside me. I was happy chalo  nice women in sitting beside me. Will enjoy the journey. But soon that thaught of mine converted to a nightmare.

“ where r u going ?? ”. I was about to answer her, but before I could say anything she again asked 

“  bolangir ??”

“  yes aunty ”

To unhone mujhe aisi najar se dekha jaise bol rahi hon ki aunty mat kaho mujhe. I was like arre aunty ko aunty nai kahunga to kya girlfriend bolunga kya ?

“ Kya karte ho ? ” she asked. And again interrupted me.

“ student ? ”

“ haan ”

 “ Kya padh rahe ho ? “ I was like are ab isse aapka kya lena dena. Then I answered.

“ diploma ”

“ kaun sa branch hai tumhara  ?” ab ye kuch jyada nai hjo raha hai.

“ electrical ”

“ kitna students ho ?”.  tu hai kaun re aunty ? my mind was asking her.

“ 90 ”

“ Kab se join kiya tumne ? “ oh god, lagta hai ye mujhe maar hi dalegi aaj. Maine kitne muskil se answer diya.

 

“ 2008 ”

“ kitne saal ka course hai ? ” ab is aunty ki bat sun ke meri tabiyat bigad rahi thi, was feeling like vomiting.

“ three ”

“ so padhai kaisa  chal raha hai ?”  now it was getting worse for me. Maine dheers se kaha.

“ good ”

“ kahan rehte ho tum wahan pe ?, hostel ? or mess ? ”

“ mess”  bolne ke baad aur control nai hua mujhse, maine apna sar bahr nikala aur ulti karna start kar diya, for 5 mins I was puking. Aur phir jab khatam hua and I was feeling better to wo aunty kya bolti hai suno.

“ ulti karne ki aaddat hai kya tumhe bus mein ??”

“ nai wo bas thoda sa pet kharab tha ”

“ oh raat to kuch ulta seedha kha liya hoga na ?”

“ haan” mujhe bahut gussa aa raha tha tab. I ws like kitna question puchti hai be tu, agar main kaun banega carorepati mein gaya hota aur amitabh ke samne baitha hota to ab tak 5 karod rupaiye jit chuka hota.

I was thinking ki kab balangir aaye aur iss aunty se mera picha chute. Aur jaise hi balangir aaya, main jaldi se bus se utra aur ferar wahan se.