HOLI wala KAAND

Its an amazing hilarious story. Whenever I think of this incident I laugh. I feel so ganda wala khusi. Like kisi ka bura hone se jo khusi milti hai waise type ki. So its  a story about the holi of 2014 means this year. And it is so interesting n a suspense also there coz this year holi was a total fail. Yes our holi was ruined by one of our group member, by our dearest friend whom we never thought ki sala wo aisa karega hamare saath. Hamare saath viswasghat kiya usne. He betrayed us. And we suffer whole day means asli maja to gaya na holi khelne ka. The time when we shud play holi, the time when we shud be enjoying…. At that time we were waiting for our dearest friend. And the story behind this is so deep.

So here’s the story…..it was the holi day… the festival of colours. I was not supposed to play holi as I was just recovered from a lethal skin disease. But we all had planned to meet and celebrate our holi at the college premises. Then friends came to my house. Manas, bipra, bala,  bala ka bhai,sachi n lincon they all came to my place and we were enjoying in the hospital campus. We were all waiting for anil to come. Yes my dear friends all were present but anil was gayab…. He was absent this time. We were at the campus and enjoying our holi, putting colours on each other’s face, me excluded. And we had a photo session also, taken lots of pics. And then we were tired of taking pics we all decided to go to college and the time was also running out it was almost 11 and then we went to our college.

So we came to the college. And here no one was here except some alcohol drinkers. Some bhaiyas were here with the beer bottle in their hand. They asked me about my health and also they offered me the beer also, but I refused. Then we all were standing, moving, walking n talking here and there. Waiting for anil. But he was still not there. And then we started playing cards also. We were trying anil from each n every phone we had.  But anil sahib hain ki ring ho raha hai but wo receive nai kar rahe the… aur agar karte bhi the to 15 minutes mein pahunch raha hun bolte the.  Anil ka wait karte karte we were getting so bored. Agar wo aata to sab koi mil k hasi majak karte matlab ek friend k wajah se sara plan kharab ho gaya. So jo bhi ho at last anil came.

        He came very last. And we were pretty sure ki ye anil koi scheme mein hi gaya hua hai. So when he reached we all started yelling at him ki this has been recorded in history of our frndship that u had ruined today’s no this years holi.he said ki ok jo bolna hai bolo m ready to listen. Then uske saath thoda masti karne ke baad we went to Mahanadi to have bath. And in the way we were all asking anil ki kahan gaya tha. And his answer was ki gaon gaya tha. But we all know that ki andar ki kahani kuch aur hi hai.  We were forcing him to tell the truth, but he wasn’t. we all were doubting ki subah se aisa kaun sa gaon gaya ki holi celebrate karne nai aa pa raha hai. We were suspecting that he must have gone to somewhere to meet any girl. And were asking regularly that wo ladki kaun hai…. kisse milne gaya tha….. Kahan milne gaya tha….. but he was not saying anything to us…. Instead he was saying ki kya baat kar raha hai yaar. Tum logon ko chod ke main kisi ladki se milne jaunga no way. There is no ladki in between us. But we were not at all in the mood of believing him.

So now we reached Mahanadi….. n sab koi nadi k ghat tak aa gaye…..  I was not the one to get a dip in the river. So I sat on a big stone and was just looking at my friends playing in the river. They were playing tennis ball in the river, enjoying jumping, floating, swimming in the river. I just miss swimming in the river. And now here comes the twist in this story. Now enters the main character in the story. So here’s come alok panigrahi our another friend from school with his stunning bike which he used so roughly that now that bike has become KHATARA. And he was so very much drunk that he was not able stand his bike also. Uska bike gir gaya and he was not even able to stand. And wo bhi do kadam chal ke gir gaya. So I was like oh sala ye to puri tarah nashe mein choor hai.  Bike ko ja ke uthaya n usko bhi utahaya and wo alok bina apna dress khole, aise hi nadi mein ghus gaya. Aur nadi mein do kadam bhi nai chal saka wo nadi mein gir gaya.

And girte hi I maine apne doston ko jor se aawaz diya aur wo log aaye aur alok ko kisi dusre jagah pe le gaye. To hum logon ne alok se pucha ki wo kahan gaya tha to wo bola ki burla gaya tha anil ke saath. To hum sab clear ho gaye the ki ye dono mil ke hi wahan gaye the. Aur nashe ki wajah se alok was not able to say anything. Phir ek dost aaya usko le ke dusre side le gaya n usko wahan pe apne paas  rakha phir alok ko pani mein nahane k baad thoda sa hosh aaya and phir wo thodi der k baad upar aaya. Saare dost bhi naha chuke the. Alok abhi bhi nashe mein hi the wo upar aate time bola ki wo aura nil burla gaye the aura nil ek dam bewakuf hai bola ki ladki se milne jane se pehle usko bata k jana chahiye the na au raise hi chale jane se kya hoga.. to maine pucha kya hua to bola ki kuch nai yaar gaye the aur use mil bhi nai paye… to aur bhi hasi aayi ki sala khaya piya kuch nahi aur glass toda baarah aana. Phir upas sab dost aaye alok ko ek jagah pe sulane ki koshish kiya humne lekin wo soya nahi bas anil ki baat kar raha tha… saare doston se uske kaarname sab sun liye aur phir anil ko bole ki pata tha ki tum aise hi kahin gaye hoge. And usko gali diye aur sab has bhi rahe the. Aur phir sab koi hain alok ke saamne aur alok bol raha hai ki yaar anil ko mata batana aur kisi ko mat batana nai to anil bahut kharab sochega mere bare mein. To sab koi aur bhi hasne lage coz anil bhi wahin the uske paas aur alok usko nai dekh pa raha tha. Aur anil usko mana kar raha tha kuch nai bolne ke liye lekin wo bole ja raha tha bole ja raha tha. …

To phir sab koi anil ko gali dene lage ki tere wajah se aisa ho gaya aaj. Holi pura barbad gaya. To anil ne jab dekha ki wo pakda gaya hai to usne bhi mana ki wo gaya tha wahan..lekin bahut der k baad. Aur tab se wo gussa ho gaya alok k upar aur undono mein baat nahi hota kabhi. Alok ne anil ko bahut sorry bhi bola is baat ko le ke but anil nai mana aur abhi un dono mein baat hi nahi hota hai. Bahut hi kharab din gaya tha wo aur aaj bhi jab wo din yaad karte hain hum to anil bolta hai ki galti ho gaya aur alok use bolta hai ki galti ho gaya. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lekin koi nai hum itne bhi kamine nahi hain we forgive both of you anil and alok.

Bas live happily aur dono phir se dost ban jao. Yahi meri dua hai.