breaking bitun's fast

( bitun ka pic )

                                                                                                     

Today  I m very happy. I mean very very happy. Today bitun my bro had brought me sweets with his first salary. I feel very nice dat he had got a job in our hom town itself and is doing good at that. And when I was having the sweets an idea come into my mind and I told him ki I will wirte a blog for him. And so here is the blog only for him. Its kind of funny. It was of that day jab bitun ne upwas kiya tha and humne ghar mein chicken banaya tha and we had mentally forced him to eat the chicken and break his fast. So here’s the story.

Bitun, his real name is jitnedriya naik, but we all call him bitun, pyar se. so we had gone to college that day, and my bro ka mann kiya ki wo us din chicken banaye. Usne mujhse kaha to I agreed. And I came home at 5:30 pm after class. So aate hi I saw bitun lying down. I asked him aaj college nai gaya tha kya to wo bola ki aaj jaldi wapas aa gaya wo. Well college mein aisa hi hota tha jisa mann                nai ho wo wapas ghar aa jata tha aur hamara bitun bhai un logon mein se ek tha.to I told him ki “aaj chicken banayenge ghar mein aur tu banana. “

“ Arre bhaiya aaj to Saturday hai aur mera wrat hai, to main chicken nai khaunga, “

I was shocked ki yaar agar ye nai banayega to kaun banayega. Tab  bhai bhi aa gaya, usne bhi bitun ka problem suna aur hum phas gaye the, coz bitun hi sabse achha chicken banata tha hamare room mein, mera bhai ko to kuch banana aata hi nai tha aur main bas aise hi thik thak banal leta tha.

“ to wrat hai to tu bana bhi nai sakta kya ? ” I asked.

“ banana to dur ki baat hai bhaiya main to use chu tak nai sakta  ” .  he replied.

Then I n my bro pleaded to bitun ki aaj bas bana le na yaar. But he didn’t agreed, usne bola “ mera wrat tut jayega, main nai kar sakta ”

Ab hum dono bhai kya karein. Aaj to chicken khane ka mann hai, humne bitun ko bahut manaya lekin wo to yaar tas se mas nai hua. Apne jid pe hi ada raha ki wo nai banayega aaj uska wrat hai, to humne kaha ki  wah “  aaj bhagwan tere doston se bade ho gaye, yaad kar jab tu bhuka rehta tha to tujhe khane ko kaun deta tha, hum ya tera wo bhagwan”.aur use isi tarah bhagwan aur doston mein difference bata ke apni aur karne ki koshish ki. Lekin phir bhi wo nai mana.

 To mera bhai( atish) gussa ho gaya. Bola “ abe bhad mein jaye to aur tera bhagwan, aaj to jaise kar ke main chicken khaunga hi ”.

 main  bhi josh mein aa gaya aur bol diya ki “ haan aaj to jaise kar ke v chicken banayenge aur main khud banaunga chicken.”

Bhai bola “ bhai tu thik thak bana to lega na ? ”

“ ha ha  ha ha  chicken aur wo bhi alok bhaiya, nai bana payenga wo thik se ” bitun bola.

To main bhi josh mein aa gaya, I told him “  you just wait and watch bete”.

So bhai ne ja ke chicken aur sara masala laya.aur humne chicken bana start kar diya, bitun tab apne room mein baitha hua tha.  Aur jaise hi maine masale dale cooker mein aur pakane laga the smell was awesome. That was like killer wala smell. Bitun se raha nai gaya aur kitchen mein aaya aur bola  “ bhaiya kitna achha smell aa raha hai, control hi nai ho raha hai. ”

“  to aa na khud bana le ”

“ nai nai aap khud hi bana lo, achha ban raha hai, ” maine use check karne ko kaha, usne dekha aur mujhe direction bhi diye usne. Aur sab bante bante thoda late ho gaya like 11 pm. Aur tab tak bitun  ne apna veg wala dinner kar liya tha. So I n my bro we having dinner, and we call bitun to have some.but phir se usne mana kar diya. To jab hum log khatam karne wale the dinner tabhi humne dekha ki chicken bahut bach gaya hai aur agar humne nai khaya to use phenkna  padega. To we call bitun. Use pass bulaya aur aa ke hamare pass baith gaya. Wo bola ki wo shirf dekhega. Phir humne kaha  ki dekh bhai aisa aisa hai aur chicken bach gaya hai ise phekne se achha hoga kit u ise kha le.

“ nai nai nai pagal ho gaye ho kya ?? mera wrat tut jayega, mai nai khaunga. ”

“ arre pehle chicken ko smell to kar tu phir decide karna ki tu khayega ya nai ” I said.

“ haan haan bhaiya smell se hi pata chalta hai ki kitna achha bana hua hai, par main nai kha sakta na ”.

“ to kya ab ye sab phenk de hum ”. bhai ne bola.

Aur mere bhai ne use bahut gali diya, bahut sunaya usko ki aisa kabhi nai karte hain, tu ab ye lakshmi ko thukra raha hai. Sale ab hum ye phenkenge kabhi socha hai jinhe khane ko ek dana v nasib nai hota aut tu khane ko hi mana kar raha hai, mujhe pata hai ki tujhe bhi khane ka mann hai lekin tu control kar raha hai, hai ki nai ?

“  haan, khane ka mann to kar hi raha hai, par phir v yaar  bhagwan ji naraj ho jayenge.”

“ abe ye bhi to bhagwan hai, khana bhi to bhagwan hai aur agar tu nai khayega to bhagwan naraj ho jayenge, ab chup chap bahit hamare saath aur ye chicken kha le. ” bhai ne use bahut jack mara aur bhadkaya ki wo chicken kha le.

And at last bitun bhi kitna control karta yaar, chicken was suberb, bahut achha bana tha,usne control ko goli mari. “ maa ki aankh, bhagwan ke against to bahut se kaam karte hain, ek bar aur gussa ho jayenge to kya ho jayega, waise bhi hum kaun sa bhagwan to roj roj khus rakhte hain, kuch na kuch galat to karte hi hain hum.to aaj bhi karunga, ” aur wo baith gaya hamare pass aur chicken khane laga. Aur khate hi bola ki “ wah bhaiya chicken kya mast bana hai. Ye to mere se bhi mast bana hai ab se aap hi banana jab bhi program ho”. Aur wo khane laga. Main aur bhai has rahe the ki uska wrat tod diya humne,  ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dat was fun yaar. Kisi ka wrat todna muskil hota hai.to jab bitun kha raha tha wo bola ki “ papa mummy ko mat batana ki maine aaj chicken khaya ”

“ pagal hai kya bo bilkul bhi nai batayenge ” bhai ne kaha.

Aur bitun maje le ke kha rtaha tha, tabhi bhai ne uska cell phone nikala aur uska video nikalne laga, aur bhola ki ab ye sab tere pitaji ko dikhayenga ki kaise tune wrat toda.

To bitun bola “ ab jo karna hai karo main to chicken kha chukka hun,ab thodi na piche ja sakta hun, wiase v kitna mast bana hai chicken. ”aur wo khane laga.

So friends is tarah se humne bitun ke fast toda.aur us raat humne bahut maje kiye.

But m happy now ki bitun had done a good job. Matlab apne life ke saath usne achha  maintain kiya hai apne aap ko. And now he is working in a collector office as an networking operator.and m happy to see his work.keep up the good work bitun. god bless you. and love you re.