party at mahanadi

Well kal ke tour ke nasha utra hi nai tha ki aaj ek aur surprise milne wala tha mujhe. And this surprise was so much of fun. We had enjoyed a lot here at guddu’s side wala house.

 To aaj subah subah lincon ka ek msg aata hai mujhe,to maine usko phone kiya aur bola ki mujhe jhut bol diya tumne, kal aaunga bol ke aur  nai aaye to tum, to lincon bola ki arre nai yaar waise v kal thak gaya tha aur raat ko match v tha to isliye nai ja paya aur wo pic sab bala ko dde diya hai, tum wo pic le lena. To maine v ok ok bol diya.aur lincon ko aaj aunty ko le ke bolangir jana tha.

To main breakfast kar ke ready ho ke baitha hua hun aur phir net dekh raha hun,aur jaise hi 11 bajta hai to guddu miss call karta hai mujhe, to main use call back karta hun aur use puchta hun ki wo aayega ki nai, to wo bola ki aaj uske ghar mein party kar rahe hain. To main v shamil ho jaun to maine haan bol diya, aur phir usne mujhe jaldi bulaya. Lekin main jaldi ja ke v kya karta. To main jaan bujh ke late kar raha tha net dekh raha tha.aur phir bala ne bhi call kiya jane ke liye to maine bola ki jar aha hun thodi der mein, lekin phir v main nai gaya, aur phir jab 12 baj gaya to gudd ne phir se cal kiya, maine call back kiya to bolta hai ki kya hua shirf khan eke liye hi aaoge kya ? jaldi aao yaar sab ban ke ready ho chukka hai, to maine pitaji se kaha ki mujhe guddu ke ghar mein chod dein.

To kuch hi der mein main guddu ke ghar pahunch jata hun.aur wahan ja ke kya dekhta hun ki guddu ke ghar ke side mein hi sab intejam kiya hua hai aur ghar ke bahar ek chulha banaya hua hai aur usmein lakdi se khana paka rahe hain. To bahar bipra tha, usne mujhe khinch to main room ke andar gaya to dekha ki bala cook bana hua tha, and manas and guddu sabji kat rahe the.aur mere liye ek chair laga hua tha to main chair pe baith gaya.aur ab hamari baatein start ho gayi. Maine pucha ki kal ka cricket match kaun jita, to bala ne kaha ki wo log jit gaye, to guddu has ke bola ki kal lincon ko kuch v karne ka chance nai mila, won a to bowling kiya aur na hi fielding bas batting kiya aur wo v do ball face kiya usmein v koi run nai kiya, aur pata hai kya bolta hai ki main ye do ball khelne ke liya 50 rupees diya tha. ????   ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Aur phir wahan pe gana bhi jor shor se baj raha tha, to thodi der tak maine suna aur kaha ki volume kam karo to guddu bola ki agar isse kam volume mein sunoge to mujhe nai sunai dega , ha ha ha ha ha ha, phir wo remote mein kuch problem bhi ho gaya tha to songs sab thik se play nai ho pa rahe the, to maine bola ki mere mobile se woofer se connect karo mere mein ye plug in hai to ab mere mobile se songs play ho rahe the. To kuch kam volume se hi humne gane sune. Aur tab tak maine kuch videos v le liye the, aur bala ne tab tak paneer bana chukka tha, dal pehle se hi ban chukka tha aur chawal bahar ban raha tha, aura b time the mutton banane ki, to bala mutton banane mein jut gaya, main aur bala veg khane wale the, to hamare liye paneer bana hua tha.

To bala ne sab masale ko cook kar kea b usmein mutton v dal diya aur pressure cooker mein dal diya. Ab bas uske whistle ka wait kar rahe the sab, aur idhar khatte ke liye guddu aur manas tamatar kaat rahe the. Aur humne bahut maje bhi kiye wahan pe.aur itne mein bipra Mahanadi se naha ke bhi aa gaya, aur idhar ye baat chal rahi thi ki khana yahan pe bana ke nadi ke andar ja ke khayenge hum. To bala ne mana kar diya ki ye bol ke ki alok nai ja sakta wo thoda uska problem hai, to maine bola ki no problem yaar main ja sakta hun. Bas wo bridge ke idhar taraf hi karna, matlab right aur wo panchsiyali taraf main nai ja paunga coz wahan pe baithne ka jagah hi nai hai,to bas main ne jor diya ki nadi mein ja ke khayenge, lekin bala nai maan raha tha.

Aur tabhi cooker ke valve se wo mutton ka sara masala nikalne laga surrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kar ke. To sab dekh rahe the ki kya ho raha hai, guddu use band karne hi wala tha ki us valve se bahut jor se mani nikalne laga wo masale wala pani aur itni upar tak utha ki upar ke fan aur chat se ja tajraya to ye dekh ke sab dark e bahar chale gaye ki kahin cooker phat na jaye, aur main v bahar chala gaya, aur phir jab sab normal hua to sabne hasna start kar diya pura ghar masale wale pani se bhiga hua tha. Aur sab isliye bhi has rahe the ki main jo ki thik se chal v nai pata wo kaise bahar itni jaldi nikal gaya, ha ha ha ha ha. Aur sabke sar main aur sabke shirts mein wo pani gir gaya tha. Mere haath mein v gir gaya tha to main bala ko kaha ki idhar dekh aur phir haath ko chat ke kaha I wah bala kya taste hai,  ha ha ha ha ha to sab log hasne lage.  

To ab woofer ka sound v kam kar diya gaya, aur jo tamatar khatte ke liye kaate gaye the usmein sab mutton ka pani ghir chukka tha, ab kuch v veg ban ke nai tha shirf dal aur peneer ko chod ke sab par mutton ka pani gir chukka tha. Aur ab shirf ek hi option bacha tha ki humadi hi ja ke khaye,to ab khatta bana rahe the bala. Aur phir salad bhi banaya, to bala ne kaha ki use to cook bana diya humne. Aur tab maine uska video liya aur humne maje kiye.phir kuch hi der mein sab ban ke ready tha. Bas hamein Mahanadi jana tha, aur wahan ja ke bas khana tha.to guddu ne mere liye ek chair laya paas ke ghar se.aur phir humne sara saaman pakda aur bika pe chal diye Mahanadi ki aur, main aur bala ek bike pe aur dusre pe bipra n manas and guddu the. Aur jaise hi hum wo jagah pahunchte hain to kya dekhte hain ki bahut se bade bade gadi the like bolero wagera and bike sab bhi bahut se the. Aur jaise hi hum niche utre bike se to kya dekhte hain ki bahut se log hain wahan pe pehle se hi aur niche bhi bahut se gadi hain, aur nadi ke andar ek tent v gada hua hai, to bala ne bola ki ye tent hamare liye hi hai, to uske dimag mein ek plan aaya ki ye tent mein hi kha lete hain, to sab ne mana kiya ki pata nai yaar kiska tent hai aur agar hum wahan pe kha rahe honge aur koi aa ke hamein uthna ko bolega to kya karenge hum to humne decide kiya ki hum aur aage jayenge.

To hum aaye aur aage actually udhar taraf se na tractor balu lane jata tha, to like rasta sa ban gaya tha but it was a little deep to jab hum ja rahe the to bich bich mein paon mein lag bhi raha tha, aur mujhe thodi se problem bhi ho rahi thi. To humne ek jagah thik kiya aur nadi ke andar jane ka plan kiya, actually aap nadi ke andar aasani se ja sakte ho coz pani to itna hai nai wahan pe aur jyada gehra bhi nai hai to humne aise raste chune ki jahan pe pani jyada gehra na ho aur hum kuch der mein hi apne jagah pe pahun gaye aur wahan pe chatai bicha ke sab kuch nikalne lage aur thodi hasi majak karne ke baad humne khana start kiya, aur khana bahut hi mast bana hua tha, sab kuch bahut achha laga mere liya panner tha aur wo v bahut tastey tha, yaar itna achha lag raha tha ki hum use kha hi nai pa rahe the, mutton bhi mast bana tha, mujhe pata hai ab tum puchoge ki mutton achha bana tha ya nahi ye tujhe kaise pata tujhe to non-veg khana mana  hai, to yaar ab kya karun, last piece bacha tha aur koi nai khana chahta tha to maine maang liya aur kha liya. Yaar ab ek piece kha lene se kya ho jayega mujhe.

To sab khan eke baad mithai ki baari thi aur mithai khan eke baad cold drinks piya humne, aur wo pi ke main kuch pics liye sabke aur idhar bala n guddu so gaye matlab let gaye, aur sach mein yaar tab sabko bahut lazy lag raha tha sun bhi doob raha tha sham ho rahi thi aur wahan se jane ka mann hi nai tha, to sab rest lene lage, main chair pe baith gaya idhar bipra apna mobile se gane send karne laga, aur balan n guddu n manas chatai pe lete hue the. Aur idhar udhar ki baatein kar rahe the. Bol rahe the ki hum agar alok ko akela chod ke chale jayenge to alok ki kya halat hogi, uske munh se aisi aisi gali nikalegi jo usne kabhi nai kahi hogi.aur bole ki agar achanak se pani aa gaya to kya hoga to main bola ki sab saath mein marenge, to guddu bola ki saath mein nai tu akela hi marega coz hum to daud daud ke bhag jayenge, to maine guddu ko bola saale kamina aisa karega mere saath ? aur ye baat sun ke sab bahut hasne lage.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aur bhi bahut si batein ki humne, ohh hooo yaar dat was real fun nadi ke andar ja ke khana mere liye ye bahuit badi baat ha coz aisa halat mein bhi main wahan gaya aur party kar ke aaya hun matlab pain to nai ho raha tha but haan thoda sa jammed ho gaya tha.

Aur jab hum wapas laute to main bola ki main chalk e nadi ke upar tak jaunga, jyada distance to nai tha it wud be 300 meters, oar the road was not good it was uneven,upar niche jana padta tha, lekin phir bhi maine bola ki I will walk, aur main aur guddu chalk e aaye aur bala to aage chala gaya to humne bipra ko kaha ki wo ja ke bala ko bole ki alok aur chal nai pa raha hai use lene jao to bala aur v gussa karega, to wo bala ke paas pahunch ke mujhe call kiya ki bala ko bheju kya to maine bola ki nai yaar its ok aur main chal ka gaya raaste mein hi bala tha to ab bike mein baith ke we came, aur tabhi hi wahan ke jo log the unke v program khatam ho gaya tha to wo log v jane ki tayari mein the, to jaise hi main aur bala upar pahunche to wahan pe kuch ladkiyan thi bipra wahan pe pehle se hi tha , to jaise hi hun ruke to bipra bola kit um log kyun ruke hue ho jao to main bola ki arre yaar guddu ko to aane do pehle. To bipra bola ki haan haan hum jante hain ki kisliye ruke hue ho arre seedhe seedhe bolo na ki ladkiyan ko dekh rahe ho, aur tab guddu bhi aagaya to maine bola ki guddu tera wait kar rahe the to wo bola ki haan haan pata hai kisliye ruke hue the  ha ha ha ha ha ha, aur hum nikal pade guddu ke ghar taraf, phir wahanse bala ne mujhe ghar chod diya aur raaste mein lincon mila hamein to usko bulaya maine ghar to wo aaya aur kuch baat kar and use pic sab le ke wo chala gaya use aaj jana tha bbsr.

Hmmmmmmmm ab aur kya bataun yaar kya kya maje kiye humne bahut maja aaya aaj to, we had a real blast, aur sach mein bahut thak gaye the sab ke sab, khub mehnat kit hi is party pe. Bahut enjoy kiya humne.it wil be a very nice memory.  

long drive to thengo with my best buddies

As I had mention in the earlier blog that we all friend had united after three years, we had decided to go to thengo again. We had plan to have a long drive and have fun. And believe me friends we had a blast there and we had enjoyed a lot. So here is the story.

It was 2 pm I had done my lunch in a hurry, and when I was havin lunch my my cell phone rang, mom said shud I bring it to u, then I told her no. then after I had my lunch I suddenly went to my room and saw my cellphone, it was guddu, then I call him ” haan kya hua”.

“ arre tum log ready hue ki nai, abhi tak nai aaye ho 2 baj chukka hai, jaldi aao ”. guddu replied.

“  ok ok ruk main abhi lincon ko phone karta hun, phir hum log ja rahe hainn  tere ghar”

“ jaldi aana ”.

“ han bo ja rahe hain na ”

Then uske baad I call lincon to he was also getting ready and he told me ki he will be in my house within 5 minutes. Then I also get ready and was sitting then lincon came.at this time I had call bala to get ready and I n lincon will come. And when lincon came and he had made a call to bala “ arre kaha ho yaar ”

To bala bola “  main nikal chuka hun”.

“ haan ??? aur hum to thengo ke aadhe raste mein hain, tum na hamesha piche hi rahoge. ”

To maine lincon ko dheere bolne ko kaha coz ghar pe sab the maa n pitaji. Then main suddenly nikal gaya ghar se papa was in the kitchen and I told maa ki m going with my friends. Bas.

Then I and lincon ghar se nikal gaye,aur raaste mein hi lincon ne kaha ki “ main to nikal gaya hun par mera bhai ko bahut shak ho gaya hai mujhpe.”

Phir humne bala ko petrol pump pe dekha petrol bharte hue, then we blow the horn of our bike to usne bhi humein dekha and horn blow kiya. Then wahan se hum teeno direct came to guddus house, and maine raste mein hi guddu ko phone kiya ki jaldi nikal ke uske colony ke gate tak pahunche. To bala ne kaha ki yaar thengo jane ke liye late ho chuka hai. Phir when we reached to guddu’s colony he was not there at the gate to humko uske ghar tak jana pada.and phir whan se hum log aaye Mahanadi bridge tak. Wahan pe ruke aur phir thoda discussion kiya ki kahan jayen coz its already late now, to at last we decided to go to thengo just go and came like a long drive. Aur phir wahan bridge mein thoda sa humne kuch snaps liye.aur phir hum chal diye hamare manjil ki taraf jot hi thengo dam.

 Raste mein ek jagah humko right jana tha lekin bala ne direct seedhe jane ko kaha , coz wo thoda short cut tha but that was from the village area to humein ruk ruk ke aana pada. But was good. Phir raaste mein lincon ne kaha ki arre yaar petrol dal lena chahiye tha mujhe. To manie kaha ki koi bat nai yaar aage ulunda mein hai na ek petrol pump. Wahan pe dalwa lenge. Pira hum jane lage aur isi bich bala ko uski girlfriend ke phone aaya and lincon ko phone aaya ek bhaiya se jo use cricket khelne ke liye bula rahe hain to lincon ne kaha ki ok bhaiya hun thodi der mein pahunch rahe hain, aur phir wohi bhaiya ne bala ko bhi p[hone kiye to bala ne mana kar diya ki wo nai ja sakta coz hum log bahar hain sonepur ke.aur jo uski gf ka phone aaya tha to bala said ki abhiwo use baat nai kar sakta wo busy hai. To maine kaha ki this is called friend yaar. U r my best friend, to sab hasne lage  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ulunda pass hi tha, aur hamein wo petrol pump bhi mil gaya tha, to main aur lincon wahan pe petrol dal rahe the aur piche se bala n guddu aa ke wait kar rahe the. Phir baat hui ki wo bhaiya ne call kiya tha aur pata chala ki kisne kya bola hai to hasne lage linc ne kaha ki thodi der mein pahunch rahe hain aur bala ne bola ki nai aayenge.phir we decided ki ab next destination will be thengo direct, kahin pe v rukna nai hai. To we had a ride to thengo directly, aur raaste mein hi hamein thand lagne lagi, to humne soch ki yaar abhi se itni thand lag rahi hai socho ki wahan pe kaisa lagega aur jab lautenge to kya hoga, coz sonepur mein to garmi thi par yahan pet hand hai, aur kisi ne bhi jacket nai pehna hua tha.

So hum ja rahe the raaste par mujhe saare raste yaad the but bala ko thoda confusion ho raha tha to wo bich mein sabko puch puch ke jar aha tha. Aur raaste mein wo kahin aur bhi chala ja raha tha thik direction mein nai ja ke. To jaise taise hum thengo dam pahunche aur hamare spot pe pahunche jo ki hamara favourite spot tha. To wahan pe hum log ruke aur baatein ki ki itna achha lag raha hai sab, dam ka pani is baar thoda saaf tha pehle se mast dikh raha tha,to lincon ne apna digi cam nikala aur photo khichne laga, maine kuch pics liye, sab majedar pics the and phir maine apna phone nikala and video shoot karne laga ki hum sab ne ghar pe kya bol kea aye hain, bala ne kaha ki wo mere ghar jar aha hai, lincon ne b hi kaha ki wo mere ghar ja raha hai, maine kaha ki main guddu ke ghar se aa raha hun, actually maine to kuch kaha hi nai kisi ko, bas aise hi chala aaya hun. Phir wo video le ke humne kuch aur pics liye.aur wahan pe thodi der baat karne ke baad guddu bola ki yaar chalo niche chalet hain to maine kaha ki haan ja tu akela ja, main to nai ja sakta .phir hum log wahan se kuch aur dur gaye jahan hum pehla bhi utar chuke the dam ki taraf.

 Phir wahan se lincon, bala, and guddu niche utar gaye wahan pe ache pot sab tha  sab snaps lene ke liye, aur main yahan raste pe baitha hua unko dekh raha tha.wo log niche se mujhe aawaz lagate to main v yahan raste se awaz deta ki haan main thik hunt um log jaldi aao. Phir aadhe ghante ke baad wo log aaye  to maine unka ek video aur liye ko dekho mere kamine doston ko  jo mujhe chod ke khud hi aish karne ke liye chale gaye, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Phir wahan pe kuch snaps lene ke baad humne decide kiya ki raste mein kahin pe bhi rukna nai hai direct sonepur jayenge.

To humne decide kiye ki kaun se raste se jayen coz bahut se raste the.  To humne decide kiye ki hum jis raste se aaye the us raste se nahin jayenge dusre raste se jayenge, to humne sabko pucha ki kaun sa rasta kahan jayega. At last humne decide kiye ki hun jale ki aur se ho kar jayenge, to humne start kiya hamara return journey aur raaste mein junle padta tha matlab thanda lagega, already it was 5 pm. To thand badh chukka tha.aur maine raste mein v video nikala, aur bahut chilla raha tha raste mein. Thand se kaam v raha tha jor jor se  ha ha ha ha ha ha, just for dikhane ke liye. Hum log sabse rasta puchte puchte aa rahe the buddhe, bachhe sabse puch rahe the ki sonepur ka raasta kaha se hai, aur humne to ek bike wale ko v pucha ki kahan hai wo rasta to usne v bola ki yahi hai, to hum jaldi hi aa rahe tha, aur raaste mein humne dekha ki  ek truck ulat gaya tha coz of its over load, aur kisi ko v kuch nai hua tha, wahan pe thodi der ruke, tab bala ka call aaya, aunty ne kiya tha, to bala ne kaha ki hum 15 min mein pahunch rahe hain, aur abhi wo guddu ke ghar mein hai. Lekin hum log abhi bhi aadha ghanta dur the sonepur se. to hum log ne jaldi hi bike ko speed chalana start kar diya. Hum log speed se aa rahe the to tabhi mera cell phone ring hua to maine dekha ki wo badal call kar raha tha to maine use  bola ki thodi der ke baad phone karna aur kuch der baad phir ek ring hua ye ek dusre frnd ne cal kiya tha. Phir hum log dharamsala pahunche aur wahan se humein right jana tha lekin lincon n guddu right chale gaye to humne chillaya ki arre wahan nai is taraf janan hai kabhi nai aaye ho kya yahan pe, phir hum log pahunch gaye sonepur aur jaise hi hum log guddu ke colony pahunche to decide kiya ki lincon mujhe pics sab denge aur thodi der mein ghar aayenge, bala mujhe chode dega mere ghar aur lincon guddu ko Gandhi field mein ja ke chod dega wahan pe bipra and manas jo the.  

To phir main ghar aa gaya, from a long tour, and the tour was awesome, we had a blast, bahut masti kiya humne.bas main lincon ka wait kar raha tha ki kab wo aayega aur pics dega par dekho wo aaya hi nai use maine fb me psg bhi kiya tha ki jaldi aana usne bhi han kaha lekin wo aaya nai. Yaar mere dost log na aise hi hain, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Chalo yaar bahut din ke baad sab log mile ek saath. Aur bahut maja bhi aaya wo tour pe.kabhi nai bhul sakta ye tour ko main. Love u yaaron.

after three years we united again

It was one of  the happiest moment of my life. After a period of three years we four best friends meet together. and this day was like a kumbh mela to us. Coz we four never get a  chance to be together. At very rare occasion we meet. And this was one of that rare occasion.

So I was playing tennis on my pc, and then around 11 am guddu came to my house. He said ki phone kiye ki nai sabko.” Sabko matlab ?”. “ arre lincon aaye hue hain na to unko aur bala ko bulaya ki nai tumne ?”. guddu asked me.

“ arre maine kisi ko nai bulaya hai yaar , aajayenge na sab tu chinta mat kar.”

Phir guddu ne ek song mujhe download karne ko kaha, pata nai kahae se sun ke aaya tha, aur wo us gane ko likh ke v laya tha ki ya gana dnld karna hai, ha ha ha ha  ha. Phir hum try kar rahe hai lekin wo song dnld hi nai ho raha hai. Phir guddu ne mujhe idm ko install karne ko kaha to maine use khud hi karne ko de diya. tabhi ek bike pe koi aaya n dat was lincon, to maine guddu ko bola ki lo ab lincon v aa gaya, par kuch time tak lincon nai aay ghar pe to maine bola ki arre yar wo aur koi aayega, aur kuch time baad hi lincon aa gaya mere room mein to guddu was surprised. phir humne kuch baat ki. Aur suddenly lincon bala ko phone karne bahar chale gaye ,aur wahan se bala ko bol raha hai “kya yaar main yahan pe ek ghante se wait kar raha hun tumhara aur tum ho ki aa hi nai rahe ho, ”. to udhar se bala bola ki “  arre yaar main to guddu ko lene aaya hun uske ghar ye guddu hi late kar raha hai”.

“ guddu to yahan alok ke ghar mein hai wo wahan kaise gaya. ”. to ye baat sun ke main aur guddu bahut hase ki bala jhut bol raha hai aur pakda bhi gaya. Bala ko jaldi aane ke liye bola incon. To kuch time ke baad bala bhi aa gaya, aura aate hi  by god bala ka cricket ki baat karna start kar diya.wo kya hai ki bala yahan aate hi matlab sonepur aate hi ek tournament mein apna ek team bana ke entry kar diya tha aur uske liye ladke short pad rahe the to wo lincon ko mana raha tha ki wo v cricket khele. to jab lincon ne hami bhari to lincon ne pucha ki match kab hai to bala ne kaha ki match raat ke 10 baje hai. To guddu bola ki rat ke 10 baje so ke uthna aur ready ho ke aana aur jab aunty puchenge ki kahan jar aha hai to bolna ki khelna jar aha hun ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha, yaar raat ko niklo aur wo v match khelne, aur phir agar uske baad agar wo match jit gaye to sudden hi ek aur match hai unka dusre team ke saath. To bas aise hi cricket ka discussion chalne laga.

 aur bala ne lincon se kaha ki wo v hamare sath picnic pe aaye, to lincon ne mana kar diya ki wo nahi aa sakta.usne kaha ki hum log uske bina hi chale jayein, tab bala ne kaha ki lincon ke bina picnic hum nai ja sakte. Maja hi nai aayega.Lincon ne apna problems sab bataya ki, kal wo aunty ko le ke bolangir jar aha hai doctor ko dikhane ke liye. To kal ka program cancel, wo bola ki tum log chale jao. To bala bola ki nai ab koi nai jayega, tum nai ja rahe ho to ab kuch bhi nai karenge.humne lincon ko bahut manaya ki chalo na jate hain kitna maja aayega.lekin lincon nai mana, bola ki uske yahan aane ka bhi plan nai thaw o bahut jaldi mein aaya hai aur kal hi wapas jar aha hai, humne use aise schedule ka reason pucha to usne kaha ki wo apne ghar ke kuch kaam se aaya hai aur jald se jald use jana hai to wo ja ke apna certificate nikalega aur job ke liye apply karega, aur usne bataya ki wo yahan pe clinic bhi khol raha hai. To wo idhar pas mein hi khol raha hai clinic mere ghar ke pass. Lekin phir bhi maine kaha kit um Monday ko le jana aunty ko. Aur kal hum log chalet hain na picnic, lekin linc hai ki maan hi nai raha tha. Phir main bola ki agar kal nai ja sakte to aaj hi chalet hain, to linc maan gaya bola ki han agar aaj ja sakte hain to wo chalega, lekin phir wo manas aur bipra  hamare saath nai aa pate , aur phir ek bada sa discussion start ho gaya ki kaise karein , to last mein decision hua ki hum char hi jayenge coz har taraf se sabki problems nikal rahe hain aur aaj hi sab free hain sham tak, to plan ye hua ki 3 baje sab nikalenge ghar se, aur place decide hua ki hum thengo jayenge jo ki yahan se 30 km dur hai.

Jab location fix hua to lincon and happy apni baat karne lage, bala bola ki yaar yahan pe kyun khol rahe ho clinic yahan pe to itna jyada nai hai source, to linc bola ki wo kahan hamesha ke liye yahan pe rehne wala hai, bas do teen saal ke baad wo v mds karne ke liye chala jayega, aur bbsr mein to wo kkholna hi nai chahta clinic coz wahan pe waise v bahut se clinic hai. Ab bas bbsr ko chod de to jharsuguda aur Rourkela hi bacha hai clinic kholne ke liye, aur ye do jagah mein clinic mast chalega.lekin ab to bas yahin sonepur mein hi kholega wo. To bala bola ki arre yaar yahan per eh reh ken a tumko achha nai lagega, coz bbsr mein reh ke kitna masti kiye ho tum, lekin wo sab kaam yahan pe thodi na ho payega, wo movie dekhna aur wo flirt karna ladkiyon ke saath, to sab hasne lage ki lincon kis kone mein aa raha hai.

Phir baat uthi ki kaise lincon and bala ne bbsr mein maje kiye the aur baton baton mein hi bala ne apne ek incident ke bare mein bataya, ki wo kais ek situation mein phas gaye the. Aur jab maine use pucha ki kya hua tha to bala bola ki yaar ek aise hi situation meinn phas gaya tha, ab main wo sab aapko nai bata sakta yaar sorry, bala ne mana kiya hai. Actually na woe k ladki ke saath na uska setting tha aur wo ladki usi ki college kit hi to thjoda odd sa ho gaya tha situation aur wo ladki to pagal hi ho gayi thi bala ke upar wo apne ghar mein v bala se baat kar rahi thi, bala ne use mana kiya par wo ladki mani hi nai aur ek din use uske parents ne bala se baat karte hue pakad liya aur pucha to ladki na bata diya ki wo uske college k eek sir se baat kar rahi thi, to uski maa ne use bala ka number manga aur boli ki main use kahun gi ki wo aura b tujhse baat na kare aur uske ghar mein v bolungi. Lekin thank god aisa kuch nai hua nai to bala ka sara ijjat gatar mein chala jata, coz bala woe k college ka lecturer hai na, aur agar uske ghar mein pata chal jata to na bala ka bbsr jana hi band kar deta uske parents,.to ye thi bala ki story. Aur jab maine kaha ki aaj ka ye story main apne blog mein likhunga to bala na mana kiya ki uska story nai likhun, par yaar aap sab to jante hi hain ki main kitna kamina hun, likh diya sab maine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  So after that lincon ne guddu ka hal pucha, ki kaisa hai wo, aur bahut dino ke baad mile, to tab guddu mere pc se kuch movies and songs uske pendrive se le raha tha, to guddu ne bas haa nai mein answer diya to lincon bola ki baap re hum itne saalon ke baad mile hain aur ye hamari baat sun hi nai raha hai, to main aur bala hasne lage  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kar ke.to sab bole ki gudu ta bas aise hi karta hai, jab bhi use baat karo to wo kuch aur hi kaam karta rehta hai. Lincon bola ki yaar guddu to mera wo dost ki tarah  ho gaya hai jo shirf film film hi karta rehta hai, main 5 saal tak uske saath raha hun au raise kisi character ke sath main rehna nai chahta hun. To guddu bhi palat gaya aur bola ki hmm bolo kya bol rahe the. To lincon ne kaha ki delhi ka halchal jara batao yaar, waha ki ladkiyan kaisi hain, koi setting hua ki nai. To gudu bola ki no yaar bas aise hi chal raha hai, lincon ne pucha ki sab study khatam ho gaya na  ? to guddu bola ki haan ho gaya hai ab shirf project hi dena baki hai aur phir ek training karega aur job dhundega. Jab sab bol rahe the ki wo log unke kaam mein busy hain to bala ne bola ki guddu to lalmony mein hi busy hoga to sab has diye, actually guddu yahan pe lalmony cricket tournament deklhne jata hai, to wohi baat ko leke gudu ko chidha rahe the. Use bole ki yaar tu jahan bhi gaya change hi nai hua, alok se thoda charbi nikal ke tujh mein laga dene se achha rahega. To lincon and bala uske body ko chu ke dekh rahe the ki kahin pe to charbi ho, lekin kuch nai mila to maine kaha ki iska silicon implant kar dene se thik hoga. To sab hasne lage.

To phir after some funny talking we had decided to meet at 2 pm. Phir sab mil ke thengo dam jayenge. Lekin dukh ki baat ye hai ki hum bipra and manas ko saath nai le ja sakte the, coz manas to office mein honge jab hum jayenge aur bipra to wapas aa raha hoga tab bolangir se. to location to decide to ho gaya par ghar mein kya bolenge sab, ab itni dur to mujhe chodenge nai ghar mein, to maine bola ki main to kuch bhi nai bolunga ghar mein bas aise hi chala aaunga, to bala bola ki main bike le ke aaunga tumhare ghar ke saamne rakhunga aur jor se chillaunga ki alok ready hua ki nai jaldi niklo thengo jana hai, to ye baat sun ke sabhi has pade, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bala bola ki main uncle ko bata dunga ki tum thengo ja rahe ho. Phir papa bhi aa gaye. To maine sab ko nikalne ko kaha ki jaldi jao abhi to 1:20 ho gaya hai, jaldi jao aur kha ke nikalna. To bala jor se chillaya taki papa bhi sune uski baat ki alok 2 baje ready ho ke rehna thengo dam jayenge, haan thengo jayenge, main use chup rehne ke liye bol raha hun par wo chup hi nai hua  papa ne bhi sun liya hoga uski baat ko. Aur tab sab chale gaye apne apne ghar, aur plan hua ki lincon mere ghar aayenge aur phir hum bala ke yahan jayenge aur phir wahan se hum guddu ko lekar jayenge.

So friends ye tha hamara ek saath bitaya hua kuch pal. Teen saal ke baad hum mil paye hain , nai to har baar kuch na kuch pronlem ho hi jata tha, charo kabhi thik se mil hi nai paye the, kabhi guddu nai to kabhi lincon nai to kabhi bala nai to kabhi main nai tha unke saath.but today sabne masti ki we had good time together and we had a blast, and aage ka journey to the thengo, next blog mein likhunga.

an evening with my friends on 15th of january 2k12

After one year my friend swagat (guddu ) had come from delhi. As you all know that he is one of my best friends, aur agar nai jante to jan lo, we are 4 best friends me, lincon, bala and guddu. And we four had a lot of fun, we had enjoyed a lot in our college days and after that also. So this blog is about an evening which I had spent with guddu along with our two others friends bipra and manas.

So that afternoon after taking lunch, I had taken  rest for sometime and then I went to guddu’s house with my bro. I came to guddu’s house there we had seen some funny videos. And had talked here and there about some friends. Then he told me ki bipra and manas v aayenge kuch hi der mein. Then usne mujhe cricket game dikhaya, and he played also I found the game interesting cause yaar mere paas nai hai na to mujhe to achha lagega hi na. aur itne mein hi aa gaye  bipra and manas, sabne mil ke dekha wo cricket ka game aur humne khub maje v kiye wo sab dekhkar, bahut comment kiye us game par aur jaise guddu khel raha tha.

Phir jab power cut hua to hum sab bahar aa gaye, colony ke gate ki taraf. Aur wahan pe gate ke pass baith ke hum log baat karne lage. Usi time pe udhar se ek pagal lady ja rahi thi, to bipra ne guddu se kaha ki  “  guddu dekh teri girlfriend aa rahi hai ”. hum sab ne mud ke dekha aur hasne lage. “ yaar guddu teri gf to yaar aur v khubsurat ho gayi hai yaar ”. bipra na kaha. To guddu jor se hasne laga. Aur aise hi humne kuch der tak hasi majak ki.

Aur jab hum baat kar rahe the, to bich mein guddu ne ek ladke ki taraf ishara kar ke kaha ki ise pehchante ho kya, main baitha hua tha aur gate ke piche tha, phir jab wo shaks dheere dheere samne aaya to maine use dekha wo hamare school ke time ka ek ladka tha. To wo aaya aura a ke bolta hai “ tum log kya yahan par meeting kar rahe ho ”. aur uske saath majak kiya humne, uski khilli udai. Aur phir wo walk pe chala gaya.

Aur uske jane ke baad humne discuss kiya uske bare mein baat kiya. Ki wo ladka kar kya raha hai, hummein se kisis ko v pata nai tha ki wo kya kar raha hai, school ke time mein to wo ladka bahut badmashiyan karta tha. Aur use dekh ke lagta nai ki wo kuch karta bhi hoga. Bas aise hi bekar ghum raha hai. aur itne mein hi raaste se mana jar aha tha, ye bhi hamare school days ka dost hai. To humne use roka aur bulaya apne pass, use new year wish kiya. Aur phir baat karne lage.phir mana ne apni baat batayi ki wo kya kar raha hai. Kaisa hai. Phir humne bahut si baatein ki high school  ke time ki ki kaisa kaam karte the sab, kisne kya kiya tha.aur tabhi hi ek cycle mein ek ladki ja rahi thi ta mana do step aage aa ke use dekhne laga. Phir do second baad bola ki arre yaar ye to meri ek didi lagengi, achha hua jo pehchan liya nai to abhi ek comment mar deta main unhe, to hum hasne lage, to mana bola ki ab kya kar sakte hain aadat se majboor hain hum.

Phir kuch der ke baad mana chala gaya, use kuch kaam tha. Aur phir idhar hum charo ka bak bak start ho gaya, bekar ki baatein karne lage hum log, start hua sonepur ke haal se, pahle kaisa tha aur ab kaisa hai. Pehle hum log kaise the aura b kaise hain aur hamare dost log kaise hum se contact mein nai rehte hain, phir baat friends log se le ke aayi india ki corruption tak, phir baba ramdev tak, phir politician tak,yaar kahan kahan tak gaya hamara discussion humne to wo barak obama tak ko nai choda yaar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

phir jab hum log apne doston ki baat kar rahe the aur apne future ke bare mein baat kar rahe the to guddu ne apne ek dost ke bare mein kuch kaha. Usne kaha ki uska ek dost hai jo uske saath college mein padhta hai, aur wo char saal ho gaye hai lekin abhi tak 3 papers hi clear kiya hai. To hum log bahut hase. Bole ki sala 4 saal mein shirf 3 paper hi clear kiya hai, yaar 24 paper hain total aur wo shirf 3 paper hi clear kiya. To maine kaha ki ya to uske paas bahut paisa hoga nai to wo padhna hi nai chahta hoga. To guddu bola ki haan aisa hi hai. Wo bahut paisa wala hai. Aur guddu bola ki “ uska aadat suno wo exam hi nai de pata ”.

hum bole “ kyun ? ”.

to guddu bola ki ” arre dekho won a exam ke pehle din bahut padhta hai, raat bhar padhta hai, subah 10 bajte bajte wo bolega ki thoda so jata hun, aur exam 12 baje hota hai, to jab wo sota hai to direct sham ko 6 baje uthega, aur phir use yaad aayega ki arre yaar mera exam to miss ho gaya ”.

to ye baat sun ke hum log bahut hase.phir gudu bola “ ladka tho achha padhta hai, ek baar wo mere paas aaya aur bola ki guddu ab se padhai karenge yaar, thik se aur usne seriously padhai karna start kar diya, aur jab exam aaya, to exam khatam hone ke baad hum log mile to jab maine pucha ki exam kaisa hua hai to wo bola ki kahan yaar shirf 3 hi paper  ka exam diya hai maine baki ke exam mein to so gaya yaar ”.

“   ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ” hum log bahut hase, arre apne exam ke din bhi koi so jata hai kya yaar,  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ladka tho ajeeb hai, ekdam.

Phir guddu bola ki wo ladka guddu ka saath mil k eek company kholna chahta hai, aur wo log planning v karte hain, to maine guddu se kaha “ yaar guddu apne company mein mujhe sweeper ka job to dega na ”. ha ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha. Sab log mil ke hase. Ohh hooo yaar kya crazy ladka hai wo exam ke time mein so jata hai aur phir company kholne ke bare mein sochta hai.

Hmmmmm to discussion usi tak raha aur phir power v aa gaya, phir maine bhai ko call kiya aur wapas aa gaya.

 So doston ye thi ek sham mere doston ke naam.

breaking bitun's fast

( bitun ka pic )

                                                                                                     

Today  I m very happy. I mean very very happy. Today bitun my bro had brought me sweets with his first salary. I feel very nice dat he had got a job in our hom town itself and is doing good at that. And when I was having the sweets an idea come into my mind and I told him ki I will wirte a blog for him. And so here is the blog only for him. Its kind of funny. It was of that day jab bitun ne upwas kiya tha and humne ghar mein chicken banaya tha and we had mentally forced him to eat the chicken and break his fast. So here’s the story.

Bitun, his real name is jitnedriya naik, but we all call him bitun, pyar se. so we had gone to college that day, and my bro ka mann kiya ki wo us din chicken banaye. Usne mujhse kaha to I agreed. And I came home at 5:30 pm after class. So aate hi I saw bitun lying down. I asked him aaj college nai gaya tha kya to wo bola ki aaj jaldi wapas aa gaya wo. Well college mein aisa hi hota tha jisa mann                nai ho wo wapas ghar aa jata tha aur hamara bitun bhai un logon mein se ek tha.to I told him ki “aaj chicken banayenge ghar mein aur tu banana. “

“ Arre bhaiya aaj to Saturday hai aur mera wrat hai, to main chicken nai khaunga, “

I was shocked ki yaar agar ye nai banayega to kaun banayega. Tab  bhai bhi aa gaya, usne bhi bitun ka problem suna aur hum phas gaye the, coz bitun hi sabse achha chicken banata tha hamare room mein, mera bhai ko to kuch banana aata hi nai tha aur main bas aise hi thik thak banal leta tha.

“ to wrat hai to tu bana bhi nai sakta kya ? ” I asked.

“ banana to dur ki baat hai bhaiya main to use chu tak nai sakta  ” .  he replied.

Then I n my bro pleaded to bitun ki aaj bas bana le na yaar. But he didn’t agreed, usne bola “ mera wrat tut jayega, main nai kar sakta ”

Ab hum dono bhai kya karein. Aaj to chicken khane ka mann hai, humne bitun ko bahut manaya lekin wo to yaar tas se mas nai hua. Apne jid pe hi ada raha ki wo nai banayega aaj uska wrat hai, to humne kaha ki  wah “  aaj bhagwan tere doston se bade ho gaye, yaad kar jab tu bhuka rehta tha to tujhe khane ko kaun deta tha, hum ya tera wo bhagwan”.aur use isi tarah bhagwan aur doston mein difference bata ke apni aur karne ki koshish ki. Lekin phir bhi wo nai mana.

 To mera bhai( atish) gussa ho gaya. Bola “ abe bhad mein jaye to aur tera bhagwan, aaj to jaise kar ke main chicken khaunga hi ”.

 main  bhi josh mein aa gaya aur bol diya ki “ haan aaj to jaise kar ke v chicken banayenge aur main khud banaunga chicken.”

Bhai bola “ bhai tu thik thak bana to lega na ? ”

“ ha ha  ha ha  chicken aur wo bhi alok bhaiya, nai bana payenga wo thik se ” bitun bola.

To main bhi josh mein aa gaya, I told him “  you just wait and watch bete”.

So bhai ne ja ke chicken aur sara masala laya.aur humne chicken bana start kar diya, bitun tab apne room mein baitha hua tha.  Aur jaise hi maine masale dale cooker mein aur pakane laga the smell was awesome. That was like killer wala smell. Bitun se raha nai gaya aur kitchen mein aaya aur bola  “ bhaiya kitna achha smell aa raha hai, control hi nai ho raha hai. ”

“  to aa na khud bana le ”

“ nai nai aap khud hi bana lo, achha ban raha hai, ” maine use check karne ko kaha, usne dekha aur mujhe direction bhi diye usne. Aur sab bante bante thoda late ho gaya like 11 pm. Aur tab tak bitun  ne apna veg wala dinner kar liya tha. So I n my bro we having dinner, and we call bitun to have some.but phir se usne mana kar diya. To jab hum log khatam karne wale the dinner tabhi humne dekha ki chicken bahut bach gaya hai aur agar humne nai khaya to use phenkna  padega. To we call bitun. Use pass bulaya aur aa ke hamare pass baith gaya. Wo bola ki wo shirf dekhega. Phir humne kaha  ki dekh bhai aisa aisa hai aur chicken bach gaya hai ise phekne se achha hoga kit u ise kha le.

“ nai nai nai pagal ho gaye ho kya ?? mera wrat tut jayega, mai nai khaunga. ”

“ arre pehle chicken ko smell to kar tu phir decide karna ki tu khayega ya nai ” I said.

“ haan haan bhaiya smell se hi pata chalta hai ki kitna achha bana hua hai, par main nai kha sakta na ”.

“ to kya ab ye sab phenk de hum ”. bhai ne bola.

Aur mere bhai ne use bahut gali diya, bahut sunaya usko ki aisa kabhi nai karte hain, tu ab ye lakshmi ko thukra raha hai. Sale ab hum ye phenkenge kabhi socha hai jinhe khane ko ek dana v nasib nai hota aut tu khane ko hi mana kar raha hai, mujhe pata hai ki tujhe bhi khane ka mann hai lekin tu control kar raha hai, hai ki nai ?

“  haan, khane ka mann to kar hi raha hai, par phir v yaar  bhagwan ji naraj ho jayenge.”

“ abe ye bhi to bhagwan hai, khana bhi to bhagwan hai aur agar tu nai khayega to bhagwan naraj ho jayenge, ab chup chap bahit hamare saath aur ye chicken kha le. ” bhai ne use bahut jack mara aur bhadkaya ki wo chicken kha le.

And at last bitun bhi kitna control karta yaar, chicken was suberb, bahut achha bana tha,usne control ko goli mari. “ maa ki aankh, bhagwan ke against to bahut se kaam karte hain, ek bar aur gussa ho jayenge to kya ho jayega, waise bhi hum kaun sa bhagwan to roj roj khus rakhte hain, kuch na kuch galat to karte hi hain hum.to aaj bhi karunga, ” aur wo baith gaya hamare pass aur chicken khane laga. Aur khate hi bola ki “ wah bhaiya chicken kya mast bana hai. Ye to mere se bhi mast bana hai ab se aap hi banana jab bhi program ho”. Aur wo khane laga. Main aur bhai has rahe the ki uska wrat tod diya humne,  ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dat was fun yaar. Kisi ka wrat todna muskil hota hai.to jab bitun kha raha tha wo bola ki “ papa mummy ko mat batana ki maine aaj chicken khaya ”

“ pagal hai kya bo bilkul bhi nai batayenge ” bhai ne kaha.

Aur bitun maje le ke kha rtaha tha, tabhi bhai ne uska cell phone nikala aur uska video nikalne laga, aur bhola ki ab ye sab tere pitaji ko dikhayenga ki kaise tune wrat toda.

To bitun bola “ ab jo karna hai karo main to chicken kha chukka hun,ab thodi na piche ja sakta hun, wiase v kitna mast bana hai chicken. ”aur wo khane laga.

So friends is tarah se humne bitun ke fast toda.aur us raat humne bahut maje kiye.

But m happy now ki bitun had done a good job. Matlab apne life ke saath usne achha  maintain kiya hai apne aap ko. And now he is working in a collector office as an networking operator.and m happy to see his work.keep up the good work bitun. god bless you. and love you re.                                                  

WHY

Why, when I wake up in the morning the first person comes to my mind is she,

Why , while when I m eating I think of her,

Why, when I m sad I think of her,

Why, when I m happy I think of her,

Why , when I smile I think of her,

Why, when I get scholded by my parents I think of her,

Why, when I study I think of her,

Why, when I get better I think of her,

Why, when I see any girl I think of her,

Why, when I see a girl I only compare the girl with her,

Why, I m not feeling good and only thinking of her,

Why, a tear came out of my eyes when I see her picture,

Why, her smile makes me so crazy,

 Why, when I m with her everything like stop for me,

Why, while she comes to see off me at the railway station, I see her till she disappear from my eyes,

Why, when she sits besides me, I feel it’s the wonderful  feeling of the world,

Why, when I look into her eyes, they captures me in them, and I don’t want to get out from there,

Why, I would like to spend my life in a prison, if she is the jailor,

Why, I  forget everyone  when I m with her,

Why, when she talks to me I hardly listen her and only looking at her,

Why, I obey  to everything,  what she says,

Why,on my mobile phone I had her pic on the wallpaper,

Why, when I send a message, she is the first one to receive it,

Why, when I m alone I think of her,

Why, when I think of her something  happens in my body,

 Why, I miss her so much,

Why, I want to be with her badly,

Why, I always want her to keep smiling,

Why, I can see tears on her eyes,

Why, before going to sleep I pray to god  to keep her healthy, and away from any kind of problem that can 

harm her, and she get success wherever she goes.

WHY, she is the first and last person, i think of when i wake up and go to bed.

WHY……………. WHY……………….WHY…………….

Oh my god……..kuch jyada why nai ho gaya,  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

well friends its my own creation, i know i know its not so good but still need ur comments on this.

seminar

At that time I was at my 4^th semester. And this story is about our last seminar, means the final seminar before the exam.  And we had a lot of fun there, enjoyed every bit of the seminar. We all were laughing shouting, and also we were disturbing the other boys  and girls when they were giving their speech on their topic.

So in our class we were 50 students, and for the seminar we were divided into two groups, 1 to 25 in one group and the others in next group. It was the last seminar before the 4^th semester. We had prepared well for that, means nobody were prepared for that. But we had made the file up to date, we had given our topics and we all had done very good work on that. All were getting a bit nervous at that time. Because we were at the lab. And there the students of other  groups were also there. Then some of my friends told me that they will not give the seminar here, and had asked me to say the sir to go to the back side towards the canteen side room. Then I went to our sir who were supposed to take our seminar and told him its very croudy here so lets make the seminar backside class near the canteen, then the sir had agreed.

And we all came back. And there again my friends said that they had not prepared well so they don’t want to give the seminar.  And then I was like kamino saalon ek to kabhi padh ke aate nai ho, aur yahan pe mera dimag khate ho.  “ arre yaar alok kuch kar na yaar, jaise bhi kar ke ye seminar ko postpond kar de  ”

“ haan haan main to jaise HOD hun na ki ye seminar ko postpond kar dunga.  ”

“  to kya seminar dena padega ?? ”

“  aur nai to kya yaar, dena to padega hi na, ab jao aur jaldi se padhai karo, aur mujhe bhi padhne do ”

And I had gone to the class and had sit in the 2^nd bench and was reading my topic, but my friends to kamine hai na, they came to me   and again told me the same thing and pleaded.  Then I agred and asked them to do what I say and we had a plan.

Then sir came to the class, mahanand sir and mana sir were to take our seminar. We were very excited that these two will take our seminar. And when they enter our class we said “ sir aaj achha nai lag raha hai to thoda jaldi hi khatam kar dete hain seminar ko ”

Sir said “ tum log jaldi jaldi seminar do to jaldi hi khatam ho jayega,  ”

So we were like “ ok sir to ab hum jaldi hi khatam kar denge. ”

“ haan haan ab bahut bol liye tum log, chup chap baith jao sab. ”

Then all sat on their seat and then the time for seminar had come. Roll no 1 and 2 were not present, and then it was bandana’s turn. I asked “ hey bandana pura ready hai to ?? ”

“ no bhaiya, dar lag raha hai ”

Then I told to sir “ sir dekhiye she is not prepared to ye seminar nai karte next time karenge ”

“ next time se exam start ho raha hai, pata nai hai kya tujhe ”

Then I was like ohh aisa ???  and I sat on my seat.

When bandana wad going to give her speech I said her “ bandana don’t worry jaldi jaldi bol de aura aa ja, rukna nai kahin pe, bahut fast bol ke wapas aa ja, kuch sochna mat wahan pe, hamare sir bahut dildar hain, tujhe ache grade hi denge ”

“ok bhaiya ” she said .

And she had given her speech non stop for 5 minutes and when she ha stop at a point I told “ arre bahut bol diya tune re ab aa ja wapas, sir isne bahut achha bola hai sir, ache grade dijiyega ise  ”

Then she came back. And after that all the boys  had  given the seminar. And when they were giving the speech we were like “ arre yaar bas bas bahut bol liye tune, ab aa ja  wapas sir tujhe marks de denge achha wale”.we were distracting every one, we were laughing,smiling, making our face. Then came roll no. 11 and that’s me. When I was going to the front  mamu said ” alok jaldi aa jana tum bhi ”. I was like “ hmmm hmmm ”. then I had started my speech, was saying it slowly, then someone said ki alok jaldi jaldi bolo yaar, jaldi khatam karo, I smilied and then made it quick. And finish my speech. Then I asked my friends if they had any doubts. Then my friends said “ no questions yaar ab tumse kya puchenge. ”

“ arre phir bhi yaar pucho to sahi”

Then sir asked me some question and then a boy had asked me question then I said “ I don’t know the answer ” .i said it very arrogantly. Sir got angry on me “ hey is it a way to give a answer ?? say it properly ”  

Then I asked the boy to ask the question again. He again asked to me then my answer was “ sorry my dear I don’t know the answer  ”. then I came to my seat.

Then after me 4 boys had gone to give the speech. And the situation was same I and some of my friends were teasing them and laughing at them, and staring at them, and when they look at us doing such stuff they forget their lines and they came back.

Then comes the turn of roll no. 16. It was mallika. I know she will say it very slowly. And when she was going to the front I said “ best of luck ”, she smiled and the whole class  shouted. And when she started from good morning friends. Mamu said “ good morning mallika ”. she look to us ad nobody responded, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Then she carried on her speech, after sometime I told sir “ sir its not audible, she is saying it very slowly and in very low voice. Ask her to say it loudly. ” then mallika stare at ma and had given me a angry glance, I smiled at her. Sir had ask her to say it loudly. Then again she was saying it in low voice. “ sir she is again doing the same thing, aa mallika wapas aa jaa, aur kitna bolegi, to she look at me and smiled and came back, ”

“ kya alok aisa kyun kiya ?? ”

“ arre  don’t  worry  yaar kuch nai hoga jaldi khatam karna hai na seminar, aur sir tujhe ache grade hi denge ”

  Then sweety came and she had also done the same thing speaking slowly. “ sir we are not able to hear her voice ”. “ mera voice sunna hai to pass aa ke baitho ”.

“ tu jor se bol ” and I smiled at her.

And when she was giving her speech I came right infront of her and looking at her eyes, she look at me and I ask her to come, she cant say anymore smiled and came back, and she said “ u r not good alok ”. I smiled at her.

Then it was turn of a boy now, his name was kabir, his shirt were folded, colour straight, upar ke do button khule the, walking style like a dada, when he was walking towards the front we all shouted oooooo woooooow aaaaaaaa , and when he stand at the front  to give his speech.we shouted arre yaar ye to ghajini ki tarah dikh raha hai yaar, aa ghajni ghajini, then he got nervous, and told sir that we are disturbing him, and he is forgetting his topic. Sir asked us to stop shouting . then when he was starting his speech again we shouted ghajini and then he had said few lines and said ”  sir ye log chillaye to main apna sab speech bhul gaya aura b main kuch nai bolunga ” and he came back we all laughed at him.

 We all had fun there, we had disturbed each  and every one of our group and we had a blast at that time.we had enjoyed a lot, and we had finished the seminar in very short time also. So friends this was how we were giving our seminar, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

permission

This incident happened last year, when I was in 6^th semester of my diploma college. I had gone to college for my form fillup. There I had met my friends, all were very busy at their works. Some filling forms, some filling the slams for others.and when I entered the room all my friends had came to me, and asked about my health, and we had fun, then I had fill the form for the exam.

I talked with my friends we had lot of fun there, then I asked sir, should I give my medical certificate then sir had refused to take, they told it no need of it, and they had told me to meet the principal. So I had some of my friends with me and we had decided to go to the principal. First we had searched for the principal. Then we got the news ki principal was not in his office, so we decided to go to the other office. I had to take the permission of the principal for granting me a special place for giving the exam. As I cant go to the upstairs because of the pain in my legs.

So I had with me, rajesh, chandan, dev  and rajan. Chandan was in full josh, he was searching everywhere for the principal, so when we had to go through  the special gate we had meet a security guard, he was not allowing us to the offices, because there  the girls hostel was there, aisa thda strictness rehta hi hai wahan pe. So I had explain my situation to him and then he had allowed us to go, so we came to the offices, we got the information ki sir was there, then we were standing outside, after sometime sir came out of the office, then I asked him for allowing me to right the exam on the ground floor,

 he asked me “  you are still not fit yet ??”.

I said “ no sir ”

“ kahin aur ja ke dikha do ”

“ dikhaya sir, kuch kaam nai aaya ”

“ arre pagal bahar matlab state ke bahar ”

“  wahi to bol raha hun na sir gaya tha  vizag, kuch nai hua, problem is the same ”

I asked him to allow me to give the exam in the ground floor, he told me ki it’s a bit difficult to do this program for you, but still he will manage, he had asked me to right a application for that. My friends were also saying the sir that he cant go to the upstairs, his legs pain, then chandan said sir ye to ise v chad nai sakta, there was a small step. I was like arre yaar itna bhi mat phenk yaar ki main khud hi phas jaun, coz that step was good enough, aur main us par chad sakta tha. Sir told ki you go to the other state after the exam for the treatment, I said I will sir.

Then when we were coming back I asked chandan what was that. Itni badha chadha ke kyun bola to he said ki arre aisa bolenge tabhi to niche baithne ke liye arrangement karenge na. and we all laughed. Then we meet aditya sir on our way, he asked kya hua abhi tak thik nai hua tu, I said no sir abhi bhi problem hai, I asked him ki sir niche exam likhne ke liye arrangement kar dijiye, to he said ki hmmmm koi baat ho jayega tu bas ek application likh de aur mujhe de. To I had written the application and gave him.

 So I was very happy ki I will not write the exam on the top floor, because my legs were paining at that time.

PRAYER FOR MY DEAR FRIENDS

Well this is a prayer for my dear friends, lovely friends,good friends,bad friends,naughty friends,  psycho friends, insane friends, pagal friends,pass wale friends, dur wale friends, known friends, unknown friends, facebook friends, orkut friends, twitter friends, google plus friends ,closest friends, cute friends, sweet friends, best friends, school friends, college friends, hot friends, cool friends, beautiful friends, handsome friends. All in all my friends.(  hmmmmm kaise kaise friens diye hain yaar aapne mujhe).

I pray for their good health first, keep them healthy and keep them away from all types of dangerous diseases. Give them a good n sound health. Keep them fit always. And make them smile always. Well my friends don’t know how pretty or good or cool they look while they smile. I love their smile. I love each and every smile of my friend. I know the smile wud be the funnier one or angry one, or cute one, or sad one, khusi wala smile or jabardasti wala smile . But still I love their all types of smile.

And make their life so simple. So that they can live their life happily. Don’t make their life so complicated that they get confused. Make their life very smooth like silk. Don’t make them serious type ( wo serious hote time bilkul v ache nai lagte), make them happy type, like always smiling.and also make them thoda sa saitan type also like having fun, playing pranks. Yaar shaitaniyan to sabhi karte hain, mere friends karein to kya galat hai.

And give my friends a good job yaar, jinke paas job hai give them a healthy salary, aur healthy se mera matlab jante ho aap, aur jinke paas job nai hai unko bhi ek achha sa job dilana, aur haan yaar make them happy with their jobs, not like ki job milne ke baad oh god kahan phasa diya, isse achha job diya hota, uska kitna achha job hai, kash wo job mujhe mila hota.

And keep my friends away from the bad things like angry, envy, greed,hate, jealousy. Make them cool, nice by nature, kindhearted, make them sober, softspoken,good behavior,trustworthy, and sabse important thing don’t make them double faced, jaise wo bahar se dikhen waise hi andar se hi hon.ladkiyon ko aur bhi beautiful banao aur ladkon ko aur bhi handsome banao,  aur chahe wo mujhe yaad karein ya nahi, mere doston ko hamesha aise hi rakhna don’t change them please.  Give them a happy life.

 God make my friends future bright, as the bright sun. mere doston ye andaza bhi nai hai ki how much I love them. So my dear friends always be happy and keep smiling. love you all yaaron.

And yes god ladkon ko kam se kam  ladki patina to sikha hi do yaar, kab tak tadpaoge unhe, bechare frustrated aur onesided hain sab, aur ladkiyon ko ek achha sa ladka dijiye jo unhe bahut pyar kare,  haan haan mujhe pata hai mere jitna pyar to nai kar sakta wo, lekin pyar karna chahiye, aisa nai ki just having for fun.  Unhe unka true love dilana.

Well friends this is my prayer for all of you, koi changes chahiye to bata dena mujhe. Will do that.

LOVE YOU ALL

my prayer for someone very very very special

This is the prayer which I do everyday for that someone very  very  very  special person. Yes this prayer is for the girl whom I love.

First I pray for her good health, that she remains fit and fine all her life, there wud be no pain in her life. And she wud enjoy every moment of life with her near ones and loved ones. And yes always make her smile. Whatever may be the situation good or bad, happy or sad, she looks  much more like an angel while smiling. And I love her smile.

 And make her life very easier  to live. In her way no problem shud be there, no obstacles shud be there, no difficulty shud be there, no worries shud be there, no disturbance shud be there,  just make her life go smoothly, like her lovely smile.

And wherever she goes, she spread love and happiness.

And make her nature stable as it is of now, so sober, so softspoken, so nice, so hearttouching, so nice behavior, so good at heart, so kind hearted, so optimistic, so trustworthy . Make her like this throughout her life. And don’t let the bad things even come near her or in her mind, like jealousy, hate, greed n envy.

And get her a good and healthy job also. and you know what do I mean by healthy  okkkkkkkk. Ha ha ha.

Well this prayer is not only because I love her, but I jenuienly  want her  life to be so smooth full of happiness. And I want her to smile always.

So my dear always be happy and keep smiling, love you. god bless you always.

i cried

As from the title of the blog you must have thaught that some tragedy had happened to me and that’s why I had cried. But let me know you, not really, its not about some tragedy its about my emotions.

So it happened this morning yes this very morning. I wake up and when I came down from my bed I felt no pain in my knees, and my ankles. I thank god. Was very happy also. I had walked also, had walked nicely but still not properly, my left knee was still jammed. But still can manage to walk. There was a smile on my face at that time. Then I had got fresh and had my breakfast.

After my breakfast was sitting on my bed, was very happy that I was getting well from now, and I can feel  the changes in me. I was walking and I can stand straight, I was very happy with my improvement.I had thanked god for my improvement and at that moment a tear came out of my eyes. I had tried to stop it but could not, and after some moment I feel like crying, and I had cried, and between this I had remember my past one year that how had I suffered this so long, how I was not able even to move.i was always lying on my bed like a dead body. Was doing nothing at that time, my pain was at its peak, I was not feeling well, and I had pain in my legs for many days, months. I even had thaught for dying also,coz I don’t want to bear more pain.

And when I was thinking all this I cant control my emotions and I cried, I cried a lot. I was stopping myself from crying but cud not stop. I creid and thnk god for healing me. But now m very happy that m recovering. And hope one day I will be fully fit. And phir se meri shaitaniyan shuru ho jayengi, doston ko satana, jhagadna and all that stuff. Ha ha ha ha ha.

happy new year

I wish a very happy, joyfull, successful, colourful, brightful new year to all my friends

 may this going year takes away all your tensions and worries and coming may bring lots of happiness.

  i wish this to all my dear friends, good frnds, bad frnds, happy frnd, sad frnd, but let me start me with my school  friend.

VISHAL, DEPEESH, BITTU,BIBEK, BUNTY, ABHISHEK, RAMAKANT, LEERA, ULKA, DIMPY, KIRTY, RINKU, NEHA, NEELAM  thnx. You were the very first friends of mine, hum log  tab se dost hain jab se hum dosti ka matlab bhi nai jante the. Tum logon ko kabhi bhul nai paunga yaar main. To jahan v tum ho hamesha khus raho.

Now its time for the highschool friends…….. LINCON, BALA, GUDDU, MANAS, BIPRA, SWADESH and many more. I had fun with u guys, we had enjoyed a lot together , so just be happy always.

Now for the college frnds…….  LINCON, BALA, GUDDU, MANAS, BIPRA, SWADESH ( ab main kya karun yahi log mere college frnds the) RASHMI, DEEPIKA, SWATI, BOBY, SASMITA , NITU, AMITA, ANITA.  It was nice being with you. Take care always.

Now for the diploma friends…….. DEV, RAJAN, RAJESH, MADAN,CHANDAN, MANASH, MANAS,LINGRAJ, BABLU, BRIJ,PANKAJ, SADANAND, BADAL,ANIL,CHINESE ( naam bhul gaya iska), ROLL NO 50, RAJESH DA, BIJU, PINTU, DHEERAJ( no more with us),BABY, SWETA, SHRADHA, POOJA, SUMAN, BANDANA, MALLIKA(not the sherawat wali haan ), SWEETY. These were my very good friends, some were very close, some were stylish, some were bhaw khaying, some were paisa manging, some were psycho type, some were lover n that too one sided, some were my anna data… jab mujhe bhuk lagti thi to they were my god. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, bahut khilaya hai unhone mujhe, some were paisa le ke wapas nai dene wale frnd,some were like attitude maring, and some were dushman, some were darpok. Par job hi hai yaar I love them all. Had a very good time with you all, teen saal kaise nikal gaye pata hi nai chala yaar.it was a nice journey with u all guys.

Now for my cuties………… ROJA, PEPSI, PRINCY, DANCY N NANCY ( my love).  It was my pleasure to know u all. You all are fantastic and very nice human being, and thnx for being my frnd. So keep loving each other. Keep smiling, god bless u, love uuuuuuuuuu all.

Now for the facebook frnds……. JESSICA,DAPHI, KIEVA, AMITA, NEELMA, OLEVIA,RUKSHANA,ANNA,JACKLINE,KUNTI,NAINA,ODESSA, RANI, BINOD, JITENDRA, NITIN  you all were very nice to me, its good to know u all. So always be happy my dear friends

Now for my shona………….VERONICA……… a very nice gift of the nature to me. Kind hearted, soft spoken. Always keep smiling yaar.

Now for the girl I love……….. who broke my heart. Mmmm m sad now. Ha ha ha ha ha it happens yaar. So girl be happy  n keep smiling always as ur smile is the best feature in u.i love ur smile yaar.n i love u my dear.

So  friends, have a rocking year ahead, blast this year.  Jo ji mein aaye karo, kisi ki bhi mat suno, logon ko bahut satao, and keep smiling yaaron, god bless u all, have peace.

A TOUR ON NEW YEAR

This is a story of my friends and me, on the occasion of new year we had decided to go to some unknown place. We four friends decided this tour to go to a place which we had not known. So in our team we were lincon, bala, guddu and me. So this is how the tour started.

That was a wonderful morning, I woked up earlier. Got freshed, then I get a call from lincon, he told me to get ready, I asked why, he told me that we are going somewhere. I said ok, and I got ready. I had no idea what they had plan for me. Bala and lincon came to my house, they had already told guddu. They came and asked me to take the bike, I asked why ?. then they said that we are going to patali jagannath, I asked where is this place they told me its about 30 -40 km away from here. I was like what ?? I don’t think my father will allow me to go. I said them “ tum log marwaoge mujhe aaj ”. so I came to my father asked him to let me go with my friends and I will take the bike too, he agreed and said to come quick.i was a bit happy.

So from here our journey starts. I ,linc n bala came to guddu’s house and we had take him with us, our first stop was the great Mahanadi bridge.  Lincon had his digicam with him, so we had taken some snaps at the bridge, it’s the longest bridge in western Orissa, it is more than 1 miles long. So you cant see the other end of it standing from the one end. We were enjoying there. Then after that we head towards our destination. And we stopped at ulunda. It’s a small town we had taken rest there and had our breakfast and taken some snacks with us. Now our actuall journey starts, we had seen the road upto this town but from here nobody knows the way. We had asked some local man where is the way to patali jagannath, they had shown us the way.

So we had started our journey. The road was preety smooth, we were going at the medium speed enjoying the nature. It was the forest area. And the trees had got the fresh leaves, everywhere there was green n only green the site was so eye pleasing. We were asking every man, woman, old, and even the bachhas also that where is the place where we were supposed to go.

We were asking like……..

“ hello uncle ee patali ke jibar rasta ita eka aaye kain ? ”

“ hogo mama palatali ee bate eka jisan kain go ? ”

“ baba kenta achha go, patali ke rasta ken ta ? ”

“ arre babu patali ken aade janichhu kain ? ”

So our question were like this to the people.and they were so supportive, they had helped us also.

At the middle of the journey  we had a small temple also of hanuman ji, we stopped there and had taken some snaps. Then we direct came to the place.our destination. But when we reached I saw ki it was a hill, n not just a hill it was a group of hill. And the hill was quite big also. And we had to go to the top of the hill. Coz the temple was there. So we kept the bike at a safe place, and we started  climbing the hill. We had started taking snaps also from every part of it. We all were only clicking. First some distance we had the steps form there, and it’s the normal hill. We had seen a temple was there we gone there visited it, clicked with the gods. and then we decided to go to the top, we had heard that here cave are also there, so we decided to see atleast one cave. I tell you the climbing was not so easy at some place it was like full straight. We had taken some strong stick with us for help. The hill was so beautiful it was full of colourful  trees and plants. It was so good looking we were taking snaps all through the way.so we were like a bit tired while climbing we need water, thnk god I had taken a bottle of water with me.  While climbing we had seen there was some electric lines also gone to the hill, and that was very close to us also. We were very closed to it. And accidently my head touched the wire and I screamed loudly, but thank god there was no power in it, or else I was a dead man then.  And jaise taise kar ke we reached to the top, and there we lost our way that where to go.

So when we lost our way we were like frustrated, we dnt know the direction, we were going here and there, then we sat at a point and decided to call a friend, coz he had came here earlier. So we called him and asked him about the cave. He told us about the cave but we didn’t get it correctly,so we were bhatakaing here and there and also enjoying, had clicked many times, and nice places also, from top we can see far distance and all that was covered by the forest, and that was so beautiful. We were getting tired. So we decided to go to the next direction, and we went to the other way. And when we came to other way what we were seeing a very nice place at the edge  of the hill, ek patthar ka tukta pahad se nikla hua tha, there was plenty of space, so we all four came there and taken rest. That place was like lover’s point or suicide point. Under that deep forest was there that means if you are fallen from there you are dead. We had taken some snaps there. Then we were upset also coz we had not find the cave yet, but suddenly bala said ki he had found the cave it was just under that rock where we were taking rest.

Then we came down to the cave the path was a little bit small, we could be easily fallen away, anyhow we reached the cave place, we all had screamed there yes we had got it. Then we had some clicks and we all decided to go into the cave and we four enter the cave it was pitch dark, but still we went there, we had gone to the area where the sunlight was reaching and after that we didn’t go. We had some clicks in the cave and we came out of there. Then again we had came to our base,  ha ha ha ha. Yes we had made a base camp where we wanted to take rest for some time. And then  after taking some rest we had our snacks, and jalebi also. And after having that we came down, and believe me friends, it was more difficult to come down then climbing the hill. We were slipping , we had handled each other with the sticks. So at last we came down, we all were very tired, sweated, and exhausted. But still we all had a smile on our face. Then again we had some snaps.

Then after we had our photo session we came to the bikes, and then we decided to go to the thengo dam, we asked the villagers how far is it, they tol us its not so far u can go, so we again started our journey to the thengo, it was really in the very thick forest area, the area was feeling cool, though it was 2 pm at day and sun was shining at its best. We reached the dam, and maaaan it was awesome place, you can see the water stored, the dam, the cannal, the hill and the village also. So we had enjoyed there we run, we had gone to the dam and have fun there, then we came to the water side, we had taken some rest there talk some nonsense and there we had our group pics, we all were happy that our mission was accomplished, then we decided to came back to home and again we came back enjoying the nature.the sky, the people.

 We can never forget that journey, it was an awesome  journey for us.