A CONVERSATION

This is a conversation wid my 2 best frnds and 1 enemy. But I love three of them. This had happened yesterday. It was a cool, nice, happy n hilarious conversation, I had enjoyed it a lot.

So at around 9 pm I call pooja G, as u all know is  my dushman. I rang her three times but d duffer didn’t pick d phone up. Then I call to my dearest moti aka baby.

“hello alok dada namaskar”. Moti replied

I sadi ”budhi te hei tha”.

 Then I ask her how she is, she told dat she is good.

“what r u doing now dear”. I asked

And the reply was ”nothing we were just discussing about wat we  had study today ”.

“Kya baat hai dear jor shor se padhai chal rahi hai matlab hain “ I asked. she said “yes some sort of”.

Den I asked “is pooja der”. Coz she is d only girl who read something.

“Yes, wait she is here” n den moti handed over d cell to pooja G.

i asked her “how r u bo”. ”fine bo”. She replied.

“U are reading too much yaar” I said.

“Have to yaar”

“Waise  bi kuch samajh mein nai aa raha hai”

“Yes ofcourse aayega bhi kaise afterall we r from a good college “. I said.

“yes”

Then I asked her to get her phone “why dnt u ever pick my call re”.

“Are yaar m in d another room na dats why cudn’t pick ur phone” she replied.

Den I asked her to take her phone n given her instruction how to block a number. I was giving her instrution but it was not matching wid her phone. Yaar how cud a nokia and Samsung mobile can match any way. Just like me n pooja. Never same. I insist her to see it clearly, den after sometime wen we both get tired I said ”chal leave it yaar”.

“In my cell it was der so I was telling u if dat setting wud b der in ur cell”. “Are duffer why r u comparing ur phone wid mine ? u told dat u have one x2 cell wid ur frnds so u can see in their cell n tell me ok”.she said.”ok”. was my call.

Den she asked me about my health. I replied yes yaar m improving too. And had started walking also. She get relaxed chalo thik to ho raha hai.we talked for sometime n den she asked about my group. Which I had created and named it FOLA (frustrated onesided lovers association). nice group na ??

She asked “why did u created this group”. N my reply was ” nothing yaar just for my frnds who are frustrated, n onesided n lovers too. This group is for all my frnds”. then she asked who is in my group I had told all my frnds r in dat group me ,madan, dev, rajesh, and many more. I had created this group in orkut also n some had join also. Even papaline had also join in my group. She asked who ???  papaline ???? how do u know her. I said why I cant know her ?? den she told ohhhh yes she is ur sis in law’s  frnd na ?? I told her she is my ex sis in law. Now my bro is in search of a new one. Ha ha ha ha.

Den she asked me dat ”wat abt u re ?? ”. “wat” I said. “So u r also in dat group” she inquired. “ yes of course I m in dat group, I had created dat group so m also a member of dat group.”

“whom do u love yaar ??”ahe asked.

“And plz don’t say u love kajal agarwal”moti said in the background.

“I said no it isn’t her, bt I love her too”. Watching movies of her only.

Den pooja insisted me to tell the name of dat girl whom I love.” Is it sweety ??” she asked.

“’ what ?? who ??. I replied.

“we had heard dat tera tanka bhida tha sweety ke saath, n her name was written on ur notebook, n dheeraj once has seen dat n asked u to leave her, n so u broke up wid sweety” she replied.

 I had laughed a lot.

This story of mine was spreaded all over d college. Eeveryone had known this except me, ha ha ha ha. Meri story mujhe hi nai malum ?? ha  ha ha ha. I laughed a lot.

Den she asked” was it mallika ??. we had a rumour about her also dat u love her also n she too”.

And again I laughed “what r u saying yaar”. Its not her also.

“den let me guess, it must be soni. Right ??”she asked.

“No, its not her also”.” Whose name u r taking re ??”.

“Achha tell me how is soni yaar”

“Hmmmmm she is good but had a back paper in the 5^th sem”

“Oh ho so sorry yaar. Hmm whatever it may be, I pray for her she lives happily “ I said.

Den again she said” hey alok don’t mind haan ?? we had heard of u like dis so today m saying all this to you, so plz dnt mind”.

“its ok yaar, no problem. Hota hai.”

 “Den who is d girl you love ?? hamein nahi batayega kya ?? are yaar ab to bata de re”. “hamare college se thi kya ??”.

“No idiot. She wasn’t from our college. She was outsider yaar”. “I was in love wid her before I join the college”. I said.

“Oh wow, now r u going to tell her name to us or keeping it secret???”she said.

“are u know her yaar and also seen her too” I replied.

“Who yaar we dnt remember?”

I tried to remind dem bt dey can’t remind. hmmm I told her dat I had proposed her dis year and she refuse me yaar, n I m very sad for her, n I m broken also.not feeling so well. N I had deleted her from my frnd list in orkut. N deleted her number from my phone book also n also I had deleted her photo also.

“Oh ho so wats up now yaar shud we go to beat her ?” she asked me.

“No yaar she is a good girl, I love her still, so no need to hurt her.”I said.

 “So u want to become devdas ??”

“I m not dat type re n u know me well” I said.

 She gave me a offer “we r searching a girl for dev, n a boy for moti. So if u want we can find a girl for u also”. ”no thnx I dnt need”. I replied.

Den we had talked something for dat, we had discussion abt dev n suman also. Dat how dey were, she told ab uske liye ek aur suman kahan se laun re. and she said dat ki moti use suman se compare karti hai. So I told her ki no yaar u r not at all same as suman u n she r totally different being.

Den she asked me dat she can’t join my group. I asked her why. Den she replied “ m not frustrated, nor onesided or I m not a lover yet”

And she asked me to see a boy for her who will leave her n den she will frustrated n onesided n den she can join my group. So  I said yes ofcourse will definitely find a boy who must be drinking, smoking all d time. He will love u n leave u, n den u can add in my group.ok den she said. N we talk for sometime on this topic.

 Den she asked about my safety course ki where u will do, do u now abt its course fees or not. N so n so.

I told her ki jara wait kar re.

She shouted oh ho ho ho haan tu to governer hai jo tere liya wo institute wait karega ki kab sir aayenge aur admission karenge kyun ?

I said” are yaar first wait for the time to heal me yaar, aur abhi se agar tu sab puch legi, main admission bhi kar lunga aur tab tak thik nai hua to kya karenge, sab bekar ho jayega. Mujhe abhi aur time lagega, shayad 4 to 5 months ya phir ye pura year bhi lag sakta hai mujhe puri tarah se thik hone mein ”

“Don’t say like dat yaar, tu aisa hi bolte rehega to thik kaise hoga re”

“Thik ho jaunga re, dnt worry dear”

Den she said “ok ok yaar”.

 U just collect the info n give it to me.

 Den she told me ki mallika is also doing d course wid dem, but she isn’t arrive der.

I said wow yaar cool nice good. U enjoy. Waise bhi wo ek din college aati hai n rest 5 days wo aaram karti hai.

Den she said main to usi k liya padh rahi hun ki kab wo aayegi aur main use sab bataungi.

I aksed her ki if she comes der, make a conversation of me wid her I will tell her dat I was in love wid her in d college ha ha ha ha ha ha.

She also laughed.

It was going late, I asked her to gave the phone to moti, n wished her gud night,

Now I talked to moti. Hw was she ?? hw was her life going on. We had talked for sometime, she told me her problem ki its very hot der, I its unbearable. N d good news is dey were residing in d top floor, n der is scarcity of water. its being very difficult for dem to survive der. we had talked for sometime n den asked where is sweta ?? she said she must be talking to someone, I asked her to give the cell to sweta. Den sweta was free so I talk to her ”hi partner hw r u ??”. “fine bhai” was d reply.i asked her abut her hw she is, she told dat hmmm she is fine, just now she had posted me a msg dat I forget her n I didn’t have contact wid her, den I said her so wat if I m not making a call to you dear my msg r always going to u na. n dat will remind u ki I had not forget u till now.we had talked for sometime she asked about my health, hw m I, wen will I be fine, wen will we meet again. I answer her all queries. Den I had wished her gud night, n asked her to give the phone to moti.

“yes moti, m hanging up ok dear”.

“ok”

“ok den, gud night, swt drms. Take care, god bless u”.

“gud night”.

“Keep smiling n I love u re moti”.

“love u too dada” was her reply.

N I hung up.

So dis was d little conversation wid my dearest frnds n my dushman