wishing brij

Today is my friend  brij’s birthday. He is one of the most amazing person in this world. And he is thoda hat ke hai sabse. Thoda pagal sa hai, crack hai. Har time ladkiyon ke piche bhagta hai, aur ladkiyon ke bare mein hi sochte rehta hai. Hey sorry the last line is not so true haan. But jaisa bhi hai kamina kutta mera bahut achha dost hai. Ab iske bare mein itni achhi baatein likh raha hun bechara mujhe thik se gali bhi nai de payega. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So I call him yesterday night at 12 o clock night time. The phone was ringing n ringing n ringing. Aur phir he picked it up.

“  hello ”. he said.

“ Hello yaar, happy birthday  ”

“ thank you yaar ”

“ aur kaisa hai ? ”

“ thik hun yaar, abhi Raipur aaya hua hun ”

“ ohh ok yaar ”

“ sala meri girlfriend ne mujhe wish nai kiya be, aur tujhe yaad tha mera birthday ?? tune pehle wish kiya mujhe ”  

“ abe tu to mera sachha aur sabse achha dost hai be yaad nai hai kya, chal tujhe kal phone karta hun thik hai na ”

“  chal phir yaar thik hai, gud nite”

“ ok den chal gud nite swt drms ”.

Well ab is kamine insan ke bare mein kya bataun. Hum log diploma college mein ek hi saath padhte the, aur tab se hum bahut ache dost hain. We had a lot of fun in the college. Ye ladka jab bhi ayega class to sabse pehle ladkiyon ki taraf dekhega, ki kaun kaun aaye hain, aur phir hamari taraf dekhega. Aur phir paas aa ke bolega ki yaar aaj mallika nai aayi. Pata nai yaar usne kya jadoo kar diya tha is par shirf mallika mallika mallika  ka hi naam leta tha har time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ab iski girlfriend agar ye padhegi to ye to gaya beta. Aur jab ye khud padhega to gusse se pagal ho jayega  ha  ha ah ha ha.

Yaar but jo bhi ho, ye insan bada achha hai, dil ka bada sachha hai.aur sabko bahut help karta hai, bada hi helping nature ka hai mera dost, jab bhi mujhe bhuk lagti thi college mein aur mere pass paise nai hote the to ye mera annadata tha college mein. mere liye to jab mujhe bhuk lagti thi to yahi mera bhagwan tha.  Kabhi kisi ko dukhi nai dekh sakta hai mera dost. Aur mera dost bahut hi bhola hai, innocent hai. Har kisi ko help karta hai. Yahan tak ki paise bhi de deta tha college mein sabko jisko jarurat hoti thi, wo tobo wala case yaad hai na.bahut hi bhaut hi bahut hi achha hai mera dost, duniya mein aisa dost milna bahut hi muskil hai, main apne aap ko bahut khusnasib samajhta hun ki mujhe tujh jaisa dost mila yaar. Thnx for being my friend.

Baaassss ab aur nahi, ab ek insane kitna jhut bolega yaar. Upar ke paragraph mein job hi likha hai sab jhut hai,  ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ae brij wo upar ke paragraph mein main tere namak ka kaq ada kar raha tha be. Tera namak khaya hai na maine tab sab khatam sale. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yaar maine itna jhut bol diya tere bare mein lagta hai ab mujhe ganga mein dubki lagani padegi pura sudh hone ke liye, ha ha ha ha ha.

I wish u very happy birthday yaar, may god bless u and ur dreams come true, tujhe ek achha sa job mile aur  mere liye ek achhi si bhabhi lana. Lekin mallika se shadi karega to usko bhabhi nai bolunga main wo meri darling hai, ha ha ha ha. Tujhe duniya ki har khusi mile. Aur kamyabi tere kadam chume.once again many many happy returns of the day yaar.

Yaar aaj tera birthday hai, to jyada kuch nai likhunga, waise bhi main kya likhta hun isse kya fark padta hai tujhe jo janta hai wohi janta hai ki tu kis tarah ka insan hai. So friends maine job hi likhe hai its all only for entertainment, aur brij tu janta hai ki its not to hurt your feelings, aur agar tujhe bura laga ye blog padh ke to bhad mein ja saale.tu to hai hi kamina, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  I LOVE YOU YAAR.

valentine's day

Valentine’s day, ye naam sunte hi sab log khus ho jate hain. Aur sabse jyada khus to wo log hote hain jinhe pyar hua hai ya jo pyar mein hain. Gifts, cards aur v bahut se chijon ka seasons chalta hai. Aur mujhe un logon ko dekh ke badi khusi hoti hai jo ek dusre se bahut pyar karte hain. Mujhe lagta hai ki wo log duniya mein bahut khushnaseeb hain jinhe pyar milta hai.

Love ye word sunte hi ajeeb lagta hai mujhe. Means ek alag type ki feeling aati hai mann mein. Pehle meri thinking kuch aisi thi…… “ love ??? whats dat man, its not good  yaar. Single hai aish kar yaar ”. ha ha ha ha ha ha.  But love se aaj tak koi bacha hai jo main bach jata.  Ab tum puchoge ki mujhse kaun  pyar karta hai ??  kyun aise bahut se log hain jo mujhse pyar karte hain, my mom loves me, my dad loves me, my brother loves me, my sister loves me and my friends love me. Yaar ab mujh jaise ladke ko kaun pyar nai karne chahega hmmmm ??  ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ab tum bologe ki yaar ye to har kisi ko aisa pyar milta hai. Tumhari koi special someone hai jisse tum pyar karte ho ??? of course hai yaar, kyun main kisi se pyar nai kar sakta kya ?? I love someone   who is very very very special to me. And dnt ask any name m not going on that. But yes I love her. Yaar main to ye kahunga ki har kisi ko life mein kabhi na kabhi pyar karna chahiye. Haan haan pata hai  pata hai ki love ho jata hai kiya nai jata. To wohi bol raha hun main ki fall for someone yaar. It’s a very good experience. And believe me you will enjoy this feeling.  Love is like……….. ab kya bataun yaar, love is love ab kya hai ye kaise bataun.

But today’s definition of love has been changed. Aaj kal to yaar love ka meaning hi change ho gaya hai. Log abhi aur pehle ki tarah love ko itni ijjat nai dete hain. Love has become a game for them, they play and go. And this thing hurts me. Everybody is using love and uska galat fayada uthate hain. Aaj kal ka love aur love ho ke nai reh gaya hai. People betrays in love n therefore aaj kal ladkiyan love se darne lagi hain. Aur hamara system bhi don’t approve love, wohi sab caste, religion sab ko bich mein late hain. Yaar love is love. Aur kehte hain ki love is blind, ye koi jaat paat,kaala gora, amir garib ya dharm nai dekhta, ye to bas ho jata hai yaar.

Some say love is life,

Some say love is heaven,

Some say love is when they kiss,

Some say love is lust,

Some say love is a game,

Some say love is to use,

But for me…………..

Love is when she looks at me,

Love is when she smiles,

Love is when she talks to me,

Love is when she touch me,

Love is when she scholds me,

Love is when she’s doing some work and I m staring at her,

Love is when she stands next to me,

Love is when she shares something with me,

In whole totality love is when she is with me…………..

computer class

I  am going to describe  about a computer class, when I was at the 4^th sem of my diploma college. We had enjoyed a lot at that class. Made fun of friends. The day was awesome. Actually na no one was interested in doing the computer class. Why ???  just go on reading.

So we had our computer class. And let me give you some information about our computer sir. He was nice, good looking, wearing mota sa specs, and had moustache, and also nice hairstyle. He was  a nice teacher. His teaching was also good. But still students don’t like him. Because of his extra lecture on life and students future. He said the right thing but what to do yaar ye students log samjhe tab na. but I like that sir. To mere friends log mujhe chidhate  the ki alok where is ur fav sir,look ur fav sir is coming, and like that.

We came to the class and it was being late for the sir to come. So we were talking n enjoying. And a creepy voice which I dnt like came from my back side, “ kya hua alok aaj tere fav sir nai aaye kya ?? ”, that was the voice of my lovely enemy pooja.

“ Kyun bula ke laun kya ??  “. I replied

“ nai rehne hi de tu ”.

“ haan to apna kaam kar na, bekar mein mera dimag mat kha ”.

“  tu to gaya ab ”.

“ kya  ?? main gaya ?? abe ye college hai kar ke bach gayi tu samjhi. Kahin bahar mil gayi na to tera to khoon hi kar dunga main ”

 Ha ha ha ha ha my friends started laughing, pooja turned around in anger.

Then after some time sir came and I think he was not feeling well so he asked me to write a c- program  in the black board. I was like yaar har baar ye mujhe hi kyun bulate hain yaar. So I came infront of the class and sir gave me the chalk and told me to wirte. So I started, and sir gone outside. After some lines I forgot the program. and behind me girls were sitting and in front bench, guess who ?? yes pooja herself was watching me writing the  program. So main jara piche muda aur pooja se pucha ki arre yaar jara bata to iske baad kya hai. To wo boli “ kyun ab maarne ka mann nai kar raha hai kya  ? ”.

“ arre yaar tu to meri dost hai re, tujhe kaise maar sakta hun. Tu bhi na majak v nai samajhti ”. I replied.

Phir thodi si buttering ke baad she helped me in writing the program, and then after sometime sir came and saw my program. That was correct. He asked me to go. And then I came to my seat saying thank u to pooja with my eyes.

And then sir had asked to write another program and asked that who wants to do it come infront. And suddenly without wasting a second, I told “ sir pooja will do it, she is very brilliant and she’s  the topper among the girls ”. so sir asked her to come front and she went, “ best of luck pooja ” I told her. She gave me an angry look.  Ha ha ha ha ha I love that look of her. I love to tease her. Ha ha ha ha.

So sir had ask her to write the program on the blackboard. So she started writing the program. We all were watching the program. That what she is writing. She was writing writing and writing. And then after sometime we discover a funny thing about her. That when she was writing in the blackboard she was writing from down to bottom means if we write then the line goes straight but when she was writing she was taking the line upwards, to line thoda tedha ho ja raha tha. And hum sab hasne lage the.

I asked “ ae pooja tera haath tedha hai kya ? ”. usne gusse se meri taraf dekha.

” Tera haath tuta hoga samjha, mera sahi salamat hai.”

“ to wo lines sab tedha kyun jar aha hai yaar  ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha “. We laughed a lot.

And pooja ko bahut gussa aaya. Usne jaise taise program likha aur apne seat pea a gayi, thodi der tak mujhse naraj thi par phir kuch time ke baad sab normal. And phir jab period khatam hua to mujhe boli

“ tu mujhe chidhane ka koi bhi mauka haath se nai gawanta hai na ”.

Maine kaha “ aisa baat nai hai re I love to tease u. mujhe maja aata hai tujhe chidhane mein ”.

So friends this is the story. We had enjoyes a lot at that period, and had fun. And pooja  I LOVE YOU yaar, thnx for everything. Ab ye line padh ke pooja gussa ho jayegi  for sure. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.