PRANK ON US

This is an interesting story, this is a story of a prank played on us, us means, I, dev, rajesh, rajan, chandan, madan. The prank was played by the girls. And seriously we got frightened.  Well this was the revenge on us.

So in the college girls were being disturb by our group. Bahut hi pareshan karte the unhe. Agar hamare group ke kuch ladke baith gaye unke piche to jo last line mein baithte tha use comment mar mar ke pareshan kar dete the, comment matlab the  good one not bad.ya phir unse baat karte the aur disturb karte the. And if by the chance I got there, and sit behind them to samjho ki unko shamat aa jati thi. On last bench baby, shradha  and sweta baitha  karte the. And jab bhi I used to sit behind them I used to comment them, start baby se hota tha. Like “ a baby jara idhar dekhna ”. and when she turned back. “ hey wow moti aaj kya lag rahi hai tu re, tu to chamak rahi hai, kiska kamal hai ye fair n lovely ka to nai ? ”. then she used to give a long answer. phir  shradha ko puchta tha ki hritik ki next movie kab release ho rahi hai. coz uska  hair style krissh ki tarah hi thi. Phir baby ke baal khinchte the, sweta ki taraf pen ka cap phenkte the aur phir wapas mangte the. Teeno ko bahut pareshan karte the. To shayad isiliye unhone ye plan banaya ham par prank khelna ka.

So our 4^th sem result was out. And among our group dev had secure the highest and we had asked him to give a party, and wo maan bhi gaya tha. So after the college we had decided to gather in my place and then we will make plan and go. So everyone came to my place and we had made a plan to go to dhaba and enjoy there. So after the decision had made we got ready  and sab bahar nikal gaye, mujhe thoda late ho raha tha ready hone mein to I was in my room getting ready, tabhi madan came to my room and bolta hai ki baby ne apne haath kat liya hai. I was like no yaar wo aisa nai karegi, majak kar rahi hogi.” Nai  sach mein usne apna haat kat diya hai razor blade se”. madan said in very serious voice. And I was like what ??????? no yaar. I came out to dekha ki dev was on phone, aur saare ladkon ka chehra utra hua tha, rajan, chanda, rajesh.  I asked kya hua yaar. Chandan told me ki she had cut her hand . I asked but why ?? to he said ki don’t know she had gone to a girls room and after she returned she cut her hand. “no yaar this is so bad, how is she now ? ”. chaandan bola ki use hospital lenge abhi thodi der mein.

 “ Ye sab sach hai nai ?“ I asked, to rajan said ki yes its true yaar sweta na call kiya hai dev ko aur abhi wahi baat kar rahi hai usse. We were like confirmed ki baby ne apna haath kat liya hai aur wo bhi kisis ladki ki baat sun ke. Humne to us ladki ko marne ka plan bhi bana liya tha. I mean not to send her to god. par aise hi. Aur sweta kabhi bhi dev ko call nai karti that was the first time and baby was not talking to us. To pura yakin ho gaya tha ki she was telling the truth. And sab to bahut upset ho gaye the. Jst 10 mins pehle kitne khus the ki abhi party karenge and dhaba jayenge. Lekin ye news ne to sabki bhuk mita di thi yaar.phir dev ne phone kata to usne sara story bataya ki aisa aisa hua hai. Baby senseless ho gayi hai. To we talked for sometime and decided to go to college to see her.

Then after sometime a phone call came to dev, we were about to leave for the college. Then we got the news ki that was a prank and baby is alright. Use kuch nai hua hai. Phir baby ne sabse baat ki. Maine kaha moti aisa bhi koi karta hai kya ? jaan nikal gayi thi hamari. Tujhe kal clas mein dekhta hun ruk ja. “ sorry sory ”.she said. Par maja aaya re moti nice one.kya daraya hai tune hamein. Phir we had gone to party.

And next day we had drawing class on the first period. Aur jaise hi baby aayi we attacked her  I chandan and dev ne use apne drawing sheet se marne lage . usne sorry bola. And she sat near to me, I said to her “agar tujhe kuch ho jata to use,( I pointed a girl in our class.coz baby use hi bat kar ke wapas aane ke baad apna haath kata tha)  nai chodte hum”.

“ aap log hamein kitna pareshan karte hain aur kitna tang karte hain class mein to humne bhi soche ki aap logon ko pareshan kiya jaye, hamein to maja aaya. Aur badla kaisa laga ?”.

“ hmmm nice achha tha.par aisa aur kabhi mat karna re moti, this is not good ” I said

She said “ ok ”.

So this was the prank. Ek teer se char panch shikar kar diya baby ne. 

PRANK ON BABY

 This in interesting and I had enjoyed it a lot. This was a prank on baby aka moti.

So were in the college and at the elect. Lab. I and dev were getting bored. Kuch kam nai tha lab mein hamara. To bas idhar udhar ki baat hi kar rahe the.  And were laughing. But yaar maja nai aa raha tha. And thik hamare piche girls were there and writing their experiment.to suddenly dev said ki chalo baby ka sar khate hain. I was like ok I see back baby was at last, and I asked dev to come with me. But he refused to come and then I went to baby alone . there was nothing in my mind ki how to irritate her.

“  hey baby tere paas baith jaun ? ”. I aksed her by taking a chair.

“ kya bhaiya ab mere pas baithne ke liye aapko permission chahiye ??. aap baith sakte hain ”. she replied.

“ tune expt likha ?? ”

“ haan bhaiya likh liya”.

“  good……. Sun na tujhse kuch jaruri baat karni hai ”.

“ ok no problem bhaiya , boliye ”.

“ nai yaar chod ”.

“are aap boliye to ? ”.

“ nai nai tujhe achha nai lagega shayad .”

“pehle aap bataiye to na ”.

“ tu thik to hai na ? ”.

“ hmm m alright bhaiya, mujhe kya hoga ? ”.

“ nai wo tu mujhse baat nai kar rahi hai kuch dino se na to isiliye puch liya maine, mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki tu mujhe avoid kar rahi hai, tu to busy ho gayi hai apne life mein re, aur mere se baat bhi nai karti tu, jab tu nai aati class to kitna miss karta hun tujhe, lekin tujhe to koi parwah hi nai hai meri. Tu bilkul bhi time nai deti mujhe, thoda sa baat bhi nai karti mujhse, maine kuch galat kiya kya ? ”

“ nai nai bhaiya aapne aisa kuch bhi nai kiya ? ”

And I acted like crying. Idhar dev dekh raha tha mujhe. I give him a thumbs up.aur aankh bhi mari usko ki plan successful raha. Then she said “ aap shayad thik kehte ho bhaiya, galati aapki nai meri hai, sabhi log mujhse aisa hi bol rahe hain ki main unhe time nai de rahi hun. Aur thik se baat bhi nai kar rahi hun.” Aur wo apna sar niche kar ke rone lagi.

I was like “ no, no, no, no, no, no, no mat ro re moti. Tu itna serious kaise ho gayi re. main to majak kar rajha tha re”.

“ nahi aap serious the ”.

“ are nai re pagal, I was joking,main to bas aise hi tujhe pareshan karne aaya tha, agar yakin nai aata to dev se puch le”.

To wo piche mudi aur dev ne usae bataya ki aaj use satane ka mann  kar raha tha. To baby ka mood thoda acha hua, she stop crying. And said aap dono bhi na, achha nai kar rahe ho ye sab.

“ now u r ok na dear ?”. I asked

 “ hmm hmmm, main thik hun. Lekin main bhi aapke sath aisa karungi ”.

“ ok re moti kar lena jo marji mein aaye karna ok ab to khus”.

“ hmmmm ”.

And everything became normal.

So this was a small prank on our sweet si  baby moti. 

THIRSTY BOYS

Mmmmm you must be happy and jumping around, that at last m going to write something naughty or like that hmmmmm ??. but its not your fault. Blog ta title hi aisa hai to. O friends relax nothing is vulgar here actually it’s a funny story of mine, when I was in the diploma college.

Well this was when I was in 4^th semester, and on that semester we had a subject called electrical measurement and measuring instrument( EMMI). And yes don’t panic ki mujhe abhi tak subject ka naam yaad hai, actually I forgot everything. And  this I had search in the internet. So every day we have this class on last or second last or third last period.

So our class starts on 10:30am and yaar pura din class kar ke sab thak jate hain, ek to period khatam hone ke baad clas change karo, kabhi is building to kabhi dusri building mein class hota tha. And and and constantly subah se sham tak har teacher ke lecture suno aur wo bhi dhyan se.well the last line was not for me that was for some toppers of the class. But I was like yaar aur kitna sunenge we need break. Aisa nai hai ki we had no break periods yes we had a period but that was not enough for us. Yaar college shirf padhai ke liye thodi hota hai, mauj masti ke liye bhi hota hai. Aur hum log yahi karte the.

So coming to the point, we had a mam taking this emmi class. And m telling you that class was super boring  yaar. Its not like mam was not a good teacher its like we don’t like the subject. It was very boring. Wo kya hai na ki hamein notes likhna padta tha. Aur last last time mein kaun likhna chahta hai yaar. All we want is to only listen and go. So we all had get bored.

And than we got an idea ki jaise hi mam ka period aayega aur mam aayengi we will go out to drink water.so class was at the third floor and hum pani pene niche aate the at the ground floor. We had a handpump there.

So  jaise hi mam enters the classroom we were like “ mam bahut pyas lagi hai ”. and jaise hi we some boys came out pura class nikal jata tha bahar pani pine ke liye aur sab ghumne nikal jate the, shirf girls ko chod ke, coz bechari kahin ja nai sakte. So we came down phir hand pump ki taraf jate the  pani pete the and if some girl came to unhe bhi pani pilate the, actually jo pani maar raha hota hai wo ruk jata hai ladkiyon ko dekh ke, aur jab wo rukta hai to baki ke sab bhi ruk jate hain, and phir bahar aa ke sab mudhi khate the. Aur agar koi kehta ki late ho jayega to hum kehte the ki ja clas karna hum to nai jane wale. Ek to itna boring class hai aur phi rise 45 min tak jhelo, humse to nai hoga yaar. And phir mudhi khan eke baad college ke andar canteen ke taraf sab jate the, yahan sab se matlab our group, matlab fola group. Phir canteen mein agar kisis ko bhuk lagi ho to kha lete the and then phir apna haath munh dho ke we went to clas again aur tab tak 15-20 mins ja chuke hote the and mam had already started teaching and dictate notes. But who cares yaar notes to mil hi jate hain kahin na kahin se.so hum log aisa hi karte the is class mein.

Kuch din bad mam bhi samajhne lage ki in logon ko meri hi clas mein pyas lagti hai, aur jab hun bahar jane ka permission mangte to wo mana kar deti thi, par unki sunta kaun tha. Wo permission de ya na de hum to bahar aa hi jate the. And phir 15 mins ke baad hi class mein jate the. Ek din ka class to thik break ke baad hi rehta tha, and we were not ashamed of taking permission to get out of the class, to mam bolti thi ki abhi to break hua tha to pani nai piya kya. To we were like no mam wo mudhi kha ke canteen chale gaye aur wahan doston ke sath baat karte karte kaise time nikal gaya pata hi nai chala, aur pani pina bhul ghaye mam plz bahut jor se pyas lagi hai, and our acting was like ki agar hamein pani nai mila to wahin ke wahin mar jayenge. To mam bhi kitni bholi thi humein chod deti thi.and again our journey starts. Mam was very kind hearted and simple person, we like her.

So friends this was the story of some thirsty boys of our class and in which I was also included. 

MISSION ANAND

This is a story of my childhood when in was in class two or three.  I don’t know how this thing is still in my mind. But I tell you its very funny. Well I had named this blog  mission anand because it has something to do with anand. It’s a funny incident, but at that it was not it was a mission for us.

Well we were three friends, I, ambrish tiwari and abhishek sahu.  Ambrish was like a totla type, I mean he stammer sometime and we all used to call him ambrish puri and totla. And abhishek was very small boy tab so hum bhi small the par uski height humse bhi kam thi. And we were like best friends.

So what happened that day was, anand jain kar k eek ladka the hamare class mein he messed up with our little abhi. And he came to us and said ki anand had bitten him. So we decided to take a revenge on him. But could not do anything at that period. coz we had to go to other class. And that was a hall. So anand had taken a sit in the front row. And we were in the same bench but we were on back. Actually that bench was a big one and long one too. So it cant be put in the class and it was like to the wall on the right side of the class.

And mam came and took our class, and here we were planning how to take revenge, and amrish had given a killer idea. That we wiil pinch him through in his leg under the table. And we will do it when the class is going on. I was like what ?? pagal ho gaya hai tu. He said its abhi yaar kuch to karna padega hi na. I said ok. So first we had check our benches, niche dekha to do hurdles the jisse gujar ke hamein anand tak pahunchana tha.

So first we send abhi to pinch him. He was small so he went very fast and pinched anand and came back. We were like wow bahut jaldi aa gaya. And when he pinched anand he screamed, mam asked what happen to he said kuch nai mam it an mosquito, ha ha ha.

And then it was time for amrish. He was tall but thoda patla tha, he also gone quickly and came back soon, he had also pinched him hard. And we were happy that we were succeded in doing that.and now it was my turn and jaise hi I was ready to go down the bench, bell ringed and the period was over. Now mam was gone and pittu sir entered the class. And let me tell you something about pittu sir, he was the most dangerous kind of sir we ever had seen, he was like yamraj for us if we had done something wrong or our homework was not complete. This is what we thaught about pittu sir at that time.

 So he came and started teaching. We were likesher ke samne chuha. But I tell you amrish was a different person he was insane. He forced me to go but I was like no way this is pittu sir yaar agar pakda gaya to he will kill me, aur meri lash bhi nai milegi tumhe. But he said that dost ke liye itna bhi nai karega ?  to I was like ok will do it only for abhi. And get down the table. He bhagwan bacha lena mujhe- I said these  words, and when I was down amrish told ki dekh ke bich mein do hurdles hain. I was like ok kuch nai hoga re mujhe.

So I was ready to do my work. And when I was going through the bench it was the worst feeling of mine. Ki kahin kisine dekh liya to ?? what if sir ne dekh liya to I was gone, patak patak ke marenge mujhe. Aur jo hurdles the wo bhi kitna chota sa I was not fitting in them, kitni muskil se do hurdles paar ho ke I was under the anand. And ready to pinch him also. but then I saw pittu sir and he was teaching the class. I was like I m gone yaar. Ab job hi ise pinch kar ke wapas jana hai. To I pinched anand and came quickly but salla jaldi kahan a pata wo hurdles to jaan le liya tha mera.but kuch bhi kar ke our mission was successful, we had taken our revenge on anand, and we were very happy. I was like thank god ki sir ne dekha nai.

So friends this was a story where we had taken revenge on a boy who had messed with our friend.

BUNKING PHYSICS CLASS

This is about our bunking of classes when I was in college, and those were the most amazing days of mine. Had enjoyed a lot with the friends. so this story is about we were bunking a class an get caught, had fun that day.

It was the winter of 2004, and I had tution at 6 am, it was so cold that day. I had gone for the physics tuition. Came back home at 7:30 am. Then get ready and went to college for the practical class. It was from 8 to 10 am. And from 10:30 we had our theory classes. So I had gone to college.

That day the weather was so romantic. Good to play cricket. Well yes romantic means its awesome weather for playing cricket and I don’t mean it for the girls. It doesn’t mean that the girls were not beautiful. They were much prettier and yes I have to admit ki  I like some of those. That day we decided to play cricket and not to do the class. I was at the 3rd row of the class and let me tell you that in our class there were 110 students. And it was physics class at the opening. So we decided to bunk this class and ready to play cricket.

We had asked debu to bring the bat from a frnds house and he had gone. He asked to manage his proxy. Everyone goes to the last benches from the front rows.i was busy in talking with my frnds but I was also suppose to go back. lekin jaise hi I was to  akhaya sir aa gaye. He was our physics lecturer. So unhone aate hi mujhe dekha and was in the 3^rd row. And then he start taking attendance, my roll was 40 so waiting for that and jaise hi my roll no gone I got down the table. And from the right side se patli gali pakad ke was now at the last benches. We were something about 15 boys to bunk that class.

 Actually the class had two entry doors one from the front right side and second from the back right side. So we all people gather at the back side benches. well sir ke attendance lete hi kuch boys were out of the class, table ke niche se they were out. But kuch badkismat bach gaye the jismein I was there. And one more thing hamare classes mein we were 3 boys with the same name alok. And ek alok class se jaise hi nikla sir ne use dekh liya. He was at tha same tution of mine aur hum isi physics sir ke paas jate the to sir ne kuch nai kaha aur gussa bhi nai hue, lekin unhone use bulane ko kaha. It was awesome we all were laughing at him ki bechara bhag nai paya, phir wo class mein aaya aur sir ne kaha ki aisa nai karte beta, bunk karna achha nai hai. To again we all were ready to flee. Sab koi ne matlab our gang ne apne sir niche kar diya tha as if sir hamein nai dekh payein. Aur koi koi to last bench ke niche baithe the bhagne ke liye.

But ye itna asan nai hone wala tha. Normally sir direct padhana start karte the but that day he had done something different. He asked question to us, ab sir hamari taraf dekh rahe ho to kaise niklega yaar. Aur  hum wait kar rahe the ki kab wo blackboard ki taraf mude and hum bhage. So he was asking  question and suddenly he asked alok u tell the answer. So we made a plan and we all alok stand,alok kujur, alok mishra and alok panigrahi.  Sir had asked me to sit , not u , not u also and he had asked to alok mishra. Now this was the problem sir ne hum teeno ko dekh liya tha and we all were planning to flee.

But we were desperate to go out of the class and then sir ne padhana start kiya he took the chalk and started writing in the blackboard and tabhi we came out of the class, idhar jo bahar jo nikle hue dost the bula rahe the ki kitna clas karta hai be. So we were out and had gone to play cricket.

Yaar it was fun bunking the class. Maja aa gaya. Some got caught. And I came out badi muskil se.but we all enjoyd it, and moreover we enjoyed playing cricket that day.

MY FIRST CRUSH

So jaise ki blog ke title se hi pata chal raha hai ki m going to tell about my first crush. Aap log to pura khus ho gaye hoge na, ki ab main batane wala hun ki who was that lucky girl. Well koi bhi lucky nai tha.

So I was at the 5^th class when this happen to me. Well hum log school jaldi gaye matlab pehle hi class mein ja ke baithe hue the. i was with my friend. To hum log bat kar rahe the, then suddenly ek gorichitti si ladki aayi from the door aur aate hi maine use dekha aur usne mujhe dekha, coz I was in the first bench na tabhi. Dono ki aankhen takrai aur crush ho gaya, are use nai re baba, mujhe crush ho gaya. Kya dikhti thi wo ab kya bataun ki kya dikhti thi wo, kuch yaad rahega tab na bataunga. Ha ha ha. Haan yaar kuch thik se yaad nai mujhe. Bas uska naam yaad hai.  Aur han ye bhi yaad hai ki she was the most beautiful girl in the class, nai aise nai hai ki aur koi bhi nai thi class mein bahut se the par mujhe to wo hi achhi lagti thi na, to isilye.

Aur wo ladki piche ke bench pe baith tit hi, to yaar mujhe bahut pareshani hoti thi use dekhne mein, aur kai bar to teacher ne meri pitai bhi kit hi isi wajah se ki main piche kyun dekh raha hun. To maine apni seat hi badal di, main bhi piche ja ke baith gaya thik us ladki ke bench ke sath wale bench pe. Use maine jyada bat to nai ki hai. Par jitna bhi kit hi mujhe bahut achha laga tha.

I was enjoying watching her.mujhe bahut acha lagta tha use dekhna.

 Bas bas ab itna hi yad hai mujhe uske bare mein.aur kuch bhi yaad nai hai.

 Hope u like it. Aur agar nahi bhi karte ho to its ur problem, blog to mera hi  hai na to jo marzi aaye likhunga main. Aur aap logon ko bardast karna padega. Ha ha ha. Ok friends take care.

SCIENCE EXHIBITION

This story Is of that time when I was in class 10^th. And let me tell u this is an amazing story, u will enjoy it for sure. You must be thinking saale ko itni purani baat bhi yaad hai, but kya karein yaar yad reh jatgi hai baatein sab.

Hmmm so I was in the 10^th class at that time, and let me inform you that I was in a boys high school  and there no girls were there. So boys were kind of crazy about the girls. So we had a circle level of science exhibition in our school. So all the students from the whole district were to come and take part in this exhibition. This was going to be a very big event. So every boy was doing something. So I also volunteer. And I got a job to paste the poster  of this event in the town. So I was given 2000 poster. I had a friend with me, and we had began our journey.we had to do this work within that day only. So we took our cycle and get to our work. So we had gone to every corner of our town and pasted that poster, and when anyone asked what is this, we told him that there gonna be a science exhibition in our college so plz do come.

It was the day before of the exhibition and we were in school. Well it was the winter so last period tak jyada koi nai rehta tha sab bhag jate the. So we were called by the sir I was in the last and watching ki group was being made and given task. Jab meri baari aayi to we were 4 boys and I was the senior and we had been given the charge of  girls high school. I was like no sir I m not going there. I was a bit shy also coz I was of 10^th and rest or like 6,8 and 9. Then sir called me and told don’t worry I know you can handel it very well. I 

was like “handle it ?? handle what ??”

Sir told “ find out yourself ”.

We came to the girls high school  there was two teachers already of that school, then we had given news that this is going to be the rest house of the all the girls who were coming to this event. “ oh my god, no not like this yaar, i was in a half pant only. And I was very shy at that time. But what to do we had orders ”. and the juniors were like wow girls its going to be fun here. And I was haan haan kamino tumhare liye to fun hoga hi. Saalon didi didi bol ke jo chipkoge unse. So we had our job. And the job was that ki we had to carry the luggage of the visitors when they enter the school and I was definitely not going to do that. I had appointed two of my juniors for that. And one for the welcome. And I was to show them their room so I was in the other building where they were to come. We have 5rooms there and already the rooms were had their names on them. And my work was to ask from  where they had come and then show them their room. So I was doing my job very well. Kitne naram bhaw se sabko welcome kar ke unhe apna room dikha raha tha. And the boys who were taking their luggage came to me and said “ this is not fair bhaiya, aap julm kar rahe hain hum par. ”

 “ chup chap apne kaam kar be ” was my reply. and I was to kick him.

You must be thinking ki kamine girls logon ke bare mein bhi to kuch bata. So here it is. Hmmm all the girls were good but not that good for me ki I will be fida on them. They had came with their teachers. And the boys who were carrying their bags were like bhaiya ye wali meri, najar may dalna uspar,and my answer was “ abe kutte pehle baat to kar ke dikha use ?” and then they all got silence. Coz io was the only one who was talking with both teachers and the girls. Always asking them if they need something or if they have any problem. And so I was like friend of them. I asked their name and the boys had seen me talking with the girls. One boy through the bags and came to me and told ” bhaiya you are going out of limit, that girl is mine and sudden he touches my feet and said please leave her bhaiya don’t talk to her I love her ”.

“ harami abhi dekha aur abhi hi love bhi ho gaya tujhe ?? chal ok ok she is yours and koi doubt mat rakhna dil mein ok. Chal ab apna kaam kar”.

“ bhaiya kabhi aap bhi utha lo kisi ka bag ”

“ yahan ka incharge kaun hai ?”

“ aap”

“ phir jo main bolunga wohi karna or else duty  boys high school change kar dunga, yahan pe jo ladkiyon ko enjoy kar raha hai na sab band ho jayega”.

“ sorry bhaiya, age se nai hoga”.

“ good. Ab chal ja bhag ”

So it was getting dark and girls were coming suddenly I saw a girl in white dress coming. She was looking like 

an angel at that time from the dark her white was awesome. I suddenly came down to stairs and welcome her she was with her teacher jo ki thoda chota sa tha. So I asked the boy who was having her bags to handel it to me but the boy refuse then maine use dhamki di to wo maan gaya and mujhe bulaya aur ajeeb si awaaj mein mera naam liya usne. So I had her bags and I had shown her the room where she is going to stay.

Now this was the girl jo mujhe apni aur khinch rahi thi. I was like wow yaar what a beauty. She was very beautiful yaar. Kisis se bhi puch lena mere doston se agar unhe yaad hai to ?. I was like with her only asking her prob and does she need anything. And if there was a problem in any other room I asked the other boys to take care of them but I was not even stepping a inch from that girls room. So we were to give them tiffin and I had given much boxes for her to eat. A boy came to me and said “ bhaiya lagta nai ki aap use kuch jyada hi khane ko de rahe ho, apne liye bhi kuch bacha lo”.

“ hmmm hmmmm chal ab fut le yahan se”. I was jst seeing her. Actually I was attracted towards her. I was very happy ki the event was a three day programme so that I can see this girl again and again.

The news was like aag ki tarah fail gayi thi ki I m in love with this girl and ladke aa rahe the mere dost sab and even my bro also came to see that girl. I was like ye kya kar rahe ho be, jao kal aana dekhne its not the right time. And yes one interesting thing, I was adviced by a close friend ki not to go to the bath room or use it in the night time. Well I had already checked the bath room but was not alone and it was ok type. But I was strictly adviced not to go there. Well there was a rumur about some ghosts were there and if anyone goes there alone at night they got dead there. Hmm I will not say that I wasn’t afraid. Yes ofcourse yaar I was afraid. so after solving everyones problem I was out of there at 9 pm. Came to home.

And the next morning I had to go there early and I was not in my uniform I was in my daily use. So the other boys had also came. We had to give them the breakfast,and help them.  So we all were at the verandah moving here and there. Then suddenly that girl came out and was having a empty balti with her. Aur suno kya kehti hai wo. “ bhai log jara sunoge kya ?? ”.

“ jao be kaun iske bhai ho jo. Jao ja ke prob pucho isse. ”I said.

“ main iska bhai nai hun bhaiya ”

“haan to main hi hun iska bhai hai na ? chup chap ja aur kam kar kutte”

So the boy went to her she was in need of  water to get freshed. So the boy had to go and bring a bucket full of water. Ohhh man she was looking preety awesome. Yaar subah subah ladkiyan aur bhi khubsurat lagti hain jab wo fresh nai hui hoti. Baal bikhre hue, aankh thodi band si hoti hai aur wo kitna lazy feel karti hai. I was enjoying the scene. Jst love to see her. So after sometime we served the breakfast to them. And I had asked every girl to get ready quickly and come to our school. From today the event was starting. So after their breakfast we had our. And I came to home to get fresh and againi I headed towards school. Us ladki ke bare mein maine maa ko bhi bata diya tha ki I kind of like this girl.

So from today the exhibition was going to start. Hmmmmmm so when I enter the school it was looking great, we had made all the stalls for every students who was to show his/her project. So I was moving here and there in the school premises. I had checked my position where am I placed. So it was jst in front of that girl. I was like no yaar, this is not happening. I was kind of sad. But not giving up. So I went to her stall  there was a junior there for her, I asked him to go to my place I will take care of her. So kitne mana karne ke baad wo gaya. So I was again with her. I asked her name, from where was she. And her sir was became good friend of mine, with her, I mean next to her another girl was there from the same place of that girl and a small boy was also there right next to the other girl. I was standing infront of the stall. And if the girl had  any prob  I used to solve it. The exhibition started and the croud started to grow. And this poor girl had to explain her project every time when anyone asked about her. bechari thak gayi thi samjha samjha ke. Aur mujhse uska ye dukh dekha nai gaya to I asked her to sit down and I will explain her project to the public.

And now she was relaxed a bit she was sitting like a queen and I was like explain her stuff. But to tell the truth her project was not so good. Was not the standard to win the competition. But still was explaining her stuff, kya karein yaar was kind of like her na to isiliye.she was one year junior to me. So jo uske pass wali ladki thi she called by my name.

“  alok ”.

“ what ?? kya kaha tune jara phir se bolna ”.

“ alok kaha tumko ”

“ kyun ? ”

“kyun matlab ? ”

“ bhaiya kar ke bulana mujhe m elder than you.samjhi ”

 “ sorry to say par main  tumhari hi age ki hun aur same class ki bhi hun “

“ what sach bol rahi hai tu ? ”

That girl said “  haan she is right she is of your  age”

“  Apna i-card dikha tu mujhe “ and I went to her and see her id she was actually of my age yaar I cant believe it. but  wo lagti nai thi mere age ki, kitni choti klagti thi, kitni cute sit hi wo. But her project was sabse bekar tha there was nothing to explain to her. Wo kisi ko explain hi nai kar rahi thi. Uske pas kuch saaman kam tha . and there was song playing in the speakers. So that time adanan sami ka tera chehra was playing but it was in very slow volume, that girl said “wow yaar kitna achha gana hai par kitna kam volume mein dala hua hai, kuch karo na volume badhao na. ”

So I get to the control room of electronics dept, and asked my frnds to increase the volume a bit, so they did so. And the girl was happy too. 

 So mujhe koi bhi bulata tha to main jata nai tha. Was stick to that stall like feviquick, ha ha ha. To ladkon mein afwah bhi fail gaya tha. Aur sab meri taraf a rahe the to see that girl. Aur mere doston ne mere bhai ko bhi bulaya aur bole ki dekh teri bhabhi ko. Ha ha ha ha.so din bhar I was with her. Aur aise hi do din kab gujar gaya pata hi nai chala.

Now  it was the last day evening and the event was going to end. So it was the final time to select the winner. I told that girl ki “ yaar har jeet to laghi rehti hai. Par badi bat ye ki you participate, so don’t worry.and keep smiling ”. so the winner was declared and obviously that was not that girl. And after that a cultural program was there, so that girl was performing a dance on the song ‘maiya yashoda ye tera kanhaiyaa’. So when she step to the stage a friend of mine shouted “ bhabhi a gayi ”.

She looked at me, I was like ab kya karun ?? I asked my frnds not to  tell her like that, she will feel bad. My friends were like “oh ho why she will feel bad haan, and why you are so concern about her hmmmm ??  ”.

 “Are yaar why don’t you understand hmmm “. But they didn’t listen and were shouting wah bhabhi kya nach rahi ho, cool nice, and many things. And that girl was staring at me while dancing. I raised my hands. This is not I m doing. and after her performance everybody came to me and was saying wah alok teri wali to kya dance karti hai yaar. And after tha programe I went to her to see off. We shake hands her teacher thanks me for the help. I told that it was my pleasure doing that. And she was gone.

Now I know that you must be angry on me ki, pura story bata diya par us ladki ka nam bhi nai bataya. So friends uske naam jan ke kya karoge yaar.the story ends up there, we never met again till now.and she is out of my mind also. So just enjoy the story.but I know jo mere school ke friends hain if they read it mujhse jarur uska naam puchenge. Ha ha ha ha. Hope you all enjoy this one. More to come in the future.