PRANK ON MY MOM

Well this is a short story how I had played a small prank on my mom. This was yesterday night when I had taken my dinner and was ready to take an injection by my mom (my mom is a nurse), so I was sitting on my bed, it was about 11:30 pm, mom came to me and she take out the stuff which she needed to inject me. And yes friends this injection was AVIL jise lete hi neend lagne lagti hai (I mean if u take that injection u will feel sleepy). She put the serum into the siringe, and had push it a little bit a fountain like thing happen and the time came to inject me, she asked me where to take, I said that I will have it on my right arm. Then she came close to me, she rub my arm with the cotton and then within a sec she inject the injection on me. It was painful, I was in pain at that time, normally it doesn’t pain but that day I was in pain. And then suddenly I fell into my bed all of a sudden after having the injection, my mom was afraid, I knew she was, for sometime I was like that only, then mom called me alok u listening ???? she called many times and she called my father now I don’t want my father to involve in this. She was very frighten at that time.  And then I cant stop my laughter and wakeup then she said “don’t try to fool me like this, I was really frighten”. I laugh again and again.

So friends this was a small prank on my mom.

MY TWO CUTIES

This is a story about my two sweet little innocent n bewakuf sisters. Let me introduce you to them, their name are JEMIMAH (pepsi) and

PAULINE (roza).

So the story is like this, I was studying in college at that time, was at the first sem of my course. I used to go to internet cafe to see my orkut account and to send msg to my friends.

One day was just surfing and saw a girl name rituparna from bolangir written on her profile, I had send her a friend req, she accepted me and we started talking regularly. Then one day I saw rituparne got a testi from pepsi, that testi was fantastic. I was kind of fida on that. And roza also had send her a testi. That was also good. Then I had send a frnd req to pepsi first and then to roza.

I had not thaught that they both will add me. As they don’t know me. but they did. And then we started talking regularly. Almost everyday I think. At that time they were in class 10^th. The board exam was near. They got busy in study. We very rarely interact. Ab to halat aisi thi ki unse baat nai karo to achha nai lagta tha.

Then their xam was over. Aur hamara start ho gaya. Then aftyer my xam we decide to meet. Yes before that I and madan gone to a  a shop to buy something and I was in phone talking to someone. There I saw two tiny-miny small girls standing there, I asked madan to take the thing and lets go. Then we, means roza n pepsi decided to meet at the park. They were planning for a party, and those days we, means our college group ke adda was either ramai talkies or rajendra park.

day and also we go to boating club also. So I, roza n pepsi decided to meet  in the park. And they asked me how they will recognize me then I told them” pure park mein tom cruise jaisa koi dikh raha hoga to samajh lena ki dats me, n I will be in  yellow t-shirt”. So I and madan go to park. There we sit on our regular place. And I was having some snacks and drinking pepsi. Then madan frnd has come and he went wid him, I was enjoying my snacks as I was hungry at that time. Tabhi entry hui roza n pepsi ki from my back. I was like kaun hai be wen they call me n then sudden I was ohhh so tum ho roza n pepsi. ok we  talk for a while. Both were good looking bachhas. Nice way of talking, nice smile both have. And I met ritu also I think if I remember. That was the first time wen I meet roza n pepsi. They consider me as one of their best friend in orkut. I was obliged.

Then after the meeting madan came to me and said “were they are the girl we came to meet”. I said “yes, so”. “I cant believe that they really came to meet you” madan said. “kyun bhai main kisi se milna layak nahi hun kya” I asked.”no,no but dey really came ??? “ he said. He was not in a mood of believing dat how dey had came to meet me. Ha ha ha ha ha that was fun.

So that was the first time wen I met roza and pepsi. now both are in college. Pepsi is persuing arts from a college, and roza is studying in the same college of mine.she had taken civil branch. I met roza second time  my college I think. Then again I met her at the last sem of mine, we met at her house n decided to go to pepsi’s house as I was not fit that time to go upstairs. So there I met pepsi.

Both of them are very good at nature. Will write something about you two my dear don’t mind n if you mind then comment box hai na, comment their jab bhi tumko bura laga. So first to start with pepsi. She is a very nice girl, cute looking face, having good communication skill, thodi si jiddi, thodi si chidchidi, and cool also. and a very good friend of mine.

Now for roza, a simple girl, nice looks, nice smile, nice way of talking, good nature, well behaved.

Bas aur jyada tariff nai karunga tum dono ki, itna hi kafi hai.

So frnds this is the story how I met this two cuties, always take care my dear, and keep smiling, you both look awesome while smiling, god bless you and love you.

May you get success wherever you go. Have a bright future ahead, and enjoy the life, take no tension my deary dear.

Remember you are born to live, don’t live just bcoz you are born.

Don’t go the way life takes you, take life the way you go.

MY LOVABLE ENEMY

Yes  as you get it from the title that I m going to write something about my lovable enemy. You must be thinking enemy is after all enemy how can he/she be lovable  ??. But in my case I do have a enemy and she is very lovable. Yes u guess right, my enemy is a girl.

So let me introduce to my lovable enemy. Her name is SOUMYA MANJAREE SAHU aka pooja aka pooja G. I call her pooja G. A mid sized girl not taller than me, having a good health, hair not in form, very dry, wear specs,fair complexion,overall not so bad looking, a good girl and talk loud. And let me tell you she don’t like me at all. If there is someone she hates in this world more then its me. Yes she hates me more than anyone  in this world. If she would get a chance to kill someone I think it would be me whom she will attacks first. She never tolerates me. Always  try to irritate me. Comments me in the class. She will find anything to irritate me and do whatever it takes to irritate me. In short she doesn’t like me at all.

And now that you all knaw that how she loves me, you can imagine what would happened in our three years long journey in the college. We always use to fight with eachother, not physically but verbally. I always used to comment on her spelling mistake as she does some spelling mistake while writing. Once she had writtin weak instead of week I think. I told her, and she gave me an hating angry look. I always tease her on that.

I had given her a name  pooja G. once she asked me ”what biscuit you eat that you read so well, parle G ??”, then I replied “ no, a new company biscuit,which your company make, that’s pooja G”. and I laughed,she got irritated and made her face to tease me I also replied her same with my facial expression.she got irritate more, ha ha ha ha ha, I enjoyed that a lot. 

One day in our elect lab we were doing practical, and there we fought,I don’t remember for what and then she looked at me and signaled  with her hand that she will kill me, she will hold my neck and press it till I die,and said many words to me like I am a donkey, monkey, pig, dog and many things. I looked at her gave her a smile and said” same to you my dear, I will do the same”. And I laughed, she got

angry  and irritated on me and moved back to her table making her face bad to me.

We both teased each other anytime we got chance, we were like one type of doing cold war also in the class. If I say something about her, she used to get the news and get angry on me, for which I don’t care, and when she guse to say something about me I used to get the news that pooja was saying me like this.

Once at the farewell of one of our teacher, we decided to mark our enemism. And we had made a video of that also. I had shake her hand and she too and we turn back saying hhhhhuuuuhhhh. That was a nice video. all the boys and girls laughed at us at that time and amazed also.

Well friends enough, had written much of the evil words for her. but like to write something about her which she must not had expected. Besides we were fighting all the time in the class and she don’t like me and I don’t like her. we were preety good friends also. and she will also agree with me also. apart from fighting we had done much good things also. 

She is a gem of a kind, she is very helping by nature, a good human being(I was always used to think ohhh she is human also, by seeing her activity), well cultured, nice in talking(she talks very sweetly),and always care for others,a mentor for me, whenever I had a problem in studies I went to her and she used to explain me that. And I love her for that. she is very well behaved. thanks  yaar pooja for being my friend.

She was one of the top 3 students of our class. And I am glad to be her friend. she always help other students in the class. Even she had helped me a lot in my studies also, for which I am ever grateful to her. If I was absent for a day, next day she used to give her notes to me. she was always helpful to me. Whenever I asked her for her note she gave it to me. I remember once she had taken my computer notebook n written at the very first page above my name, topper of third semester. For which I had told her that on every semester I will leave some question for her so that she can score more than me.

And pooja I am sorry yaar if I had ever hurt you. Remember once I told you that I wll kill you if got chance. For that statement I apologise you. forgive me yaar. i take that statement back. You know when I was suffering from arthritis, once it came to my mind to commit suicide,the pain was irresistible that time for me and I remind the word told to you to kill you and here I am thinking of suicide, you wont believe I cried a lot for that. So once again my friend pooja, I am very sorry for what I had told you. and you are few very nice girl I had met in my life.

I always miss her when she is not at the class. i asked other girls where she is or why she didn’t come to class. i am very thankful to god that he had given me such a gem type of friend. And I am proud to be her friend. Will never forget her in my life. As she is very close to my heart. And I love her also as a very good friend.

And pooja if you are reading this for I am sure which you will.  I thank you for being my friend, and for the help in our college regarding the study. I thank you for writing in my slam book and diary also. Special thanks for writing my diary in dark when the current was not there by the torch light of your mobile phone. And yes the the things you had written in my slam book that you are tom and I am jerry, you nagin and I sapera, you happy and I sad, you day and I night, you full moon and I no moon, I kilbis and you shaktimaan, I accept all that. And yes it’s a very nice relation of ours.

 And you had ask me to change my view towards you. So don’t worry my dear I had never had any evil thinking towards you. I always look you as my dear friend. A good friend. So you also now remove that view which you keep in mind for me ok dear. And off course we will remain friends for ever I think. Like the relation stated above. we will  keep our dushmani like this  forever. Hope you don’t mind.

What to right more yaar, hope you read this and I hope that you like this. And yes my dear do comment also in the space given below. I really need your feedback regarding this. Tell me bad words, schold me or do anything but I want your comments here. Specially yours pooja. Or else all I had written will be of no use. 

 And yes heres my wish for you my dear frnd, may god fulfill your dream whatever you had dreamt of. And success kisses your feet wherever you step. And be happy.

and keep smiling my dear friend.all the best for your future. And yes don’t forget me my dear, hope you don’t. and always be in touch. I feel very bad till I get your mind off(tera dimag nai chatne tak mujhe achha nai lagta re) Take care always yaar. God bless you. 

And yes you will always be my lovable enemy. Love you dear.

For us………………………………………..

Ye dushmani

Hum nahin chodenge

Todenge dum agar

Dushmani nahin chodenge.

And friends the above phrase was written by pooja in my slam book, so all credits goes to her for that.

and for the viewers the first pic is of pooja standing near me, with dev.dat was the last time we met. and some body who dont recognise me the boy in white t-shirt is me, ALOK. in the second pic pooja in in right of dev and to the left of dev is baby. all are my classmates. and i love them all. 

HOW I MET MY LOVE

Well not going for the details, I will write this in short .it was a nice morning, I had to go to a place nearly 100km away. So I get ready and gone.had some work, done that.then with one of my relative I had gone to his house at something about 6 pm at the evening.

The moment I enter the house first I saw a middle aged lady of my mothers age,I  greeted her.and her daughter came out from the other room, I saw her and I was like “oh-my-god,is she a girl or an angel”.i had never seen a girl like her before.she was looking absolutely beautiful, my eyes were open and was not blinking.i had never feel like this before seeing a girl.something was happening in my heart.i greeted her and shook her hand,”my god, so soft” I said in my mind. She was in a one third or wat dnt know dat was well below her knee and she was wearing a t-shirt or something like dat.

I don’t knmow about the girl’s costume.but what ever it was, she was looking absolutely gorgeous, marvelous,not less than a miss universe.god, I thaught is she from the other planet or what. I was just looking at her, not a word came from my mouth. I was stunned.then she went inside the room. I had taken a seat. and after some moment the girl came again and sit next to me. I was like god !!! she is so beautiful. I fell in love wid her from the very first moment I saw her.and then the very next moment I thaught came into my mind that “ alok this girl is never gonna love you my dear”. But then I ignore that thing. I was in love at that time.” Wats your name” she asked.my god, I was not in control of my self. I” I love you”I said mentally.”alok,alok subash kujur”.she gave me a smile and beliieve me I was dead at that time,her smile killed me.i cant forget her smiling face ever.she looks very beautiful while smiling.her hair open,some on her face making her look beautiful ever.her voice was like so decent, so good,loved her nature.

i can feel that my heart was beating rapidly.that as the day when for the first first time I felt my heart beart so louder. I can hear my heartbeat.man I was in love,I was in love with that girl.the feeling was like god had sent that girl for me only.i, I was like never a kind of feel like this before.she was the most beautiful girl on earth I had ever seen.and she was the only girl that I need, and she’s got everything I need.then we had talked to her, I was not  talking to her much but soon we became friends.but from that day this person had change for ever.after that the girl was only in my mind everytime,every single moment.i cant forget thaat girl ever in my life.

Wherever she is now,” god please look after her, take an extra care of her, give her all the happiness she deserves, and keep away the evil from her, she is a very nice human being, and at last, god , I love her very much”.

So anjali(name changed of the girl, I don’t want to write her name here, if bychance she looks at this, that alok had written about her, then  she will kill me ha ha ha ha ha)wherever you are just take care of yourself, always keep smiling, u look much beautiful while smiling.and I LOVE YOUmy dear.

So friends this was my story when I met my love, will write how I poposed her next time,she accepts me or not it will reveal in the next blog of mine.this much for now.

THANK YOU.

MY BIRTHDAY

Today is my birthday frnds, m very happy today.coz its my birthday afterll.not celebrated coz of my disease. m recovering from it.so the day was nice, a normal day of my daily life.as usual.was waiting for a call from somebody at night,bt nobody call.only my sis mona msged me.den at morning i got a msg form madan n a call from bikash.then roza text me n wish me.then atish my bhai wish me. n then rocky came to house n he had also wished me,bhai was coming from kolkata.he got selected in every test of BSF.rocky had gone to rairakhol to pick up bhai.i had read the novel LOVE STORY by erich segal.then had checked the net.on orkut some frnds han wished me mantu,suprabha,princy,manas,papalin,dolamani n biju. n den on facebook rukshana di,pepsi,rani n den last bt not the list my shona had wished me. ohhhh dats lots of frnds wished me dats great.at evening i came out wid bhai n also wid dinesh dada.for a walk. der we talked. n rocky came n lincon also came.der sweta n my shona msged me.i told dem dat today is my birthday at least wished me.den dey wished me.my shona text dat whyu didnt i inform her yesterday itself. n sweta almost forgot my birthday.then talked wdi baby n sweta dey greeted me.den dev called me n wished me.den i bhai n rocky gone to bitun's house.dey talk wid eachother had fun. n we came house.so it has been a good day for me.as i wanted.love the day had gone,wonderful.

AFTER A LONG TIME

After a long time we meet, me lincon n bala(happy).we three frnds. actually our group or u may say gang is of four.the fourth one was absent. ita been a long time wen three of us meet,around 5 months. n the four frnds was about it think 1 or 2 years back.let me first introduce you my three best frnds.
LINCON-  a nice looking guy, fair complexion,good health.is doing BDS,dats mean he is going to be a dentist. dis is hia final year.good natured,well behaved.
BALA(HAPPY)- A  handsome dude like boy,having a good persona n physic also.he is a lecturer in an engg college.had just completed his degree course in electronics i think.a well behaved guy,all call him happy,bt we call him bala.we like to call him by this name.
GUDDU-tha tallest among all,nice,calm,quite type of guy,bt the brilliant one among us,dnt use his brain much often.bt we love him.
hmmmmmm so dez 3 r my best frnds n i love them all. we r frnds wen we were in
 9th grade.dats wen i came to their school. n our frndship grew up at the college days. n still we are on.
so today lincon came to home at 6pm. n call bala n said" wat r u doing dude,still sleeping, have been waiting here for 1 hour n even had not got a glance of you". "coming" said bala.this is how lincon do, always come late n den telling other guy that he is late, late coming is in lincon's gene. never on time. den after some time bala came.den we three started talking.we had talked about the things of no where.then linc told dat he had planned to have a gf.den we said ok dats fine.good for u, now bala was single, we had discuss abt dat.den i told dem abt my blog, n show it to them also.dey like it. n i had ask dem to comment on my blog also.den we had check the fb n orkut in my comp.bala told dat he had open fb only to check out some chicks, bt only of orissa n in bbsr only, dats were he is doing his job.den i told dem m nt doing dat kind of stuff.yes was a bit chating wid the foreigner, n had shown them their pics also n also had their phone number, then linc n bala laugh n me too join dat, dey told dat i m going very far, had craked jokes on dat.den we had change bala's fb n orkut pro pic.he had seen the pic of our n ask to take it n den he went wid lincon to get a dvd cassette, den we had done the cd stuff. n over. then bala had gone, he was going to bbsr today, n then lincon left me at dinesh dada's house n gone.
so the meeting was funny n full of joy, always enjoy their company. n love them also.

PRANK ON A FRIEND

It was a beautiful morning,was d month of august i think, i woke up first, n had done all the things dat one do at the morning after waking up.so i was living in a mess. our mess was of 4 rooms.1st one the entry where we keep our cycle to its front another room n dat room was of mine. one was kitchen  n der was another room. in my room i madan n manas were living.bt our room was too crowdy coz of pankaj n other guys of neighbouring mess often visit us.so after geting fresh we get readsy for the collage, yaar its 9:45am in d morning, you must be thinking ki he just had told dat he woke up first, yes i did bt at 9:30 am.then we had our way to the college,through the zigzag roads upon a pond side.then at the college met frnds all goes well. who cares who is teaching wat,just the ear was at the teacher, the whole day goes like dat only,then we all came back to home, get fresh n sat n the gossiping starts n guess wat the topic was, about girls.oohhh these girls, i tell u had nothing to do bt still the boys will talk abt them, juist hate to talk about girls.so we had our guest to our mess,our friends- rajesh,dev,rajan,chandan.we were just talking and then sudden one thing strikes in my mind. n i told rejesh to feed my new number as dhiraj in dev's mobile phone.dhiraj was a good friend of ours who was no more.at dat time dev was out for a moment leaving his cell.i had decided to call him at night something like at 2 or 3 am in the morning,dev is a very good boy but he had a fear of ghosts.so all were gone dinner was ready we had our dinner n than we again started talking abt something, then a bit of study. those days we were not sleeping at the time, were having the dinner at 12 at night.well cooking system was too slow u know. hw d boys cook.so up to 2 am we used to gosship n dem make coffee, enjoy the thing, the taste was very bad i tell u,bt still we were enjoying it.after making coffee we call pankaj of neighbouring mess next to ours,at 2am. he wake up only to drink coffee.den he sleep in our room. i n madan were not feeling sleepy. it was 2:45am in the morning.then i ask madan to call dev,den he had taken my new simcard fix it wid his phone n call dev.the phone was ringing......... ringing.......ringing..........ringing.n then cut. i ask madan 'wat happen'. 'he cut the phone' madan said. we laugh,i told" aaj so nai payega wo"he cud not sleep now. then we sleep at 3: 10 am. wake up very late. gone to college n der at the drawing class dev told wat had happen to him last night. he told dat at around 3 am in the morning a call came to him n wen he saw the cell dhiraj written in there he threw the phone, n he was frighten too, his body started trembling.he was gone,i know he was very much frighten,i had seen him like this before also,had played prank like this on him earlier. bt this time he was really very frighten.he cant sleep den.den he call to a boy near to his room to come to his room n sleep wid him.bt still he was very much shocked. dat how a dead man can call him.wen the door knocks he again was shocked had not the guts to open the door also.he was like if he open the door n instead of the freind if dhiraj wud b standing there n ask him to come alone wid him like " dev kya kar raha hai, chal mere saath, main tujhko lene aaya hun"(dev wat r u doing, come wid me i had come to take u wid me).at dat moment he must had an heartattack.but still he open the door n the boy came in instead of dhiraj.dev told dat "jisne bhi aisa kiya plz aage se aisa mat karna" (whoever had done this, plz dnt do dat again). n i was like, oh my god. this boy could have dead if we had done something extra dan dat. bt it was fun to making fun of friends.he was about to cry.from there i decided not to make pranks taking dhiraj. bt still the pranks is on, on my friends.deve will never forget me wat i had done wid him.so frnds this was story of hw i had frighten my frnd dev.bt dnt do dat to ur friend its dangerous n life taking too.n do post ur comments frnds.

a new user

hmmmmm so this is my first blog m posting,. really dont know wat to write n how to start,wat ever comes to my heart will write here. n plz people read my blog ha ha ha ha.will try to entertain u, n keep blogging about my lifes hot n happening, hot because its really very hot here,upto 40 degree, n dats very hot.no one is even peeping outside,every one is inside their house, enjoying the cooler n ac's.n happenings !!!! theres a lot of thing gonig on around me. so want to share it with u all.nothing so interesting happens around me but atill i want to share it wid u all, yaar had sign in in here so had to write na.wat more to write yaar, dats for today, imean now jab dimag mein kuch aayega to likh dunga aap sab ke liye.so till then enjoy the day yaroon.n always keep smiling my frnds.smile karne se chehre ki raunak badhti hai.